Dear G-Spot, My Bomb Pussy Needs A Permanent Dick.

I use to be scared of the dick.
Now I throws lips to the shit.
Handles it like a real bitch….

Yet, Lil Kim is alone… and a face full of crazy.
She has a wall so high up that a nigga needs a hurdle to get over it.
Trina has boasted that she is the baddest bitch,
but there is yet to be a ring on that finger.
She was sending crying pictures to Kenyon Martin after he dropped her ass.
That doesn’t sound like the “baddest bitch” to me.
Evelyn Lozada probably has some great Spanish twat,
but it left her engaged for 9 years to Antoine Walker and putting up with bullshit from Ochocino.
She politely told him on national TV that if he wants to fuck some other bitch,
she will buy the condoms.
She also told him that she needs to “like the girl” if they decide to menage.
Excuse me, say what now??!?
… and these are just Vixens!
Don’t even get me started on the gay side of the fence.
Because realistically, we are all a hot ass mess on this side of town.

Every muthafucka thinks their shit is official.
I sometimes have to roll my eyes when I see/hear/smell that bullshit.
We listen to these rap divas and real life bitches and take on their sexual persona.
On social media and even real life,
everyone is bragging they have the tightest walls or the official throat.
But, if all it took was some bomb dome or good Foxtail to “keep a Wolf in the house“…
why is you alone in the crib doing Kegals?
Or, you sitting on a chat site all damn day going through men like jock straps in the NFL?
Just stop it….

You could have some nice plump lips from “Casa De La SupaHead“,
or even the fattest ripest ass that would put Buffy the Body to shame,
but my question is…

Why are you still single?

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I Like Pussy

Some of us have been with a Vixen.

I know.
Shocking!
I know Wolves and Foxes who know the insides of a pussy down to the lining.
I know some who vomit at the thought.
I know some who were male whores and are now super duper feminine and are dick hunters.
I also know a ton of others who are dating Vixens and love some Foxtail on the side.

It is life and we all have stories.

I will admit that I dated Vixens before.
Only 2 stand out that really left a lasting impression.
Others were either too damn ghetto, were in relationships, or I lost interest before she opened her mouth.
But I always knew I liked me a Wolf.
Vixens were just distractions from the truth.
I had strong attraction to Wolves as far as I could remember.
Hell, I started masturbating well before my 13th birthday.
First it was titties in Vicky Secrets catalogs I stole from my mother…
and then it went was the way a Wolf’s ass looked as it pounding some pussy.
That is another subject for another day and time.

So I have to ask all my Wolves, Hybrids, and Foxes..

Have you ever been with a Vixen?

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Chris Brown Likes Old White Porn Stars

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How To Please The Pussy: A Guide From SoloRoc

More Wolves need to be like this one here…
and I bet most of my Vixens will agree…

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Jamari Fox Does Not Want A Pussy

Now I will admit, I have thought to myself:

“If I looked like Beyonce, I would have the finest Wolves all on me!”
“If I was a Vixen, I would probably be the biggest ho ever!”
“These Wolves would be wrapped around my finger…”

Yup.
I’d be “that bad bitch with the fly wardrobe and the coke bottle shape“.
Probably be sexy enough to do music videos with all the rappers and singers I’d like to fuck.

But, after chillin’ with a few Vixens this weekend,
I could never be a Vixen.
Nope, nope, and nope….