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pfizer phatties, assemble your posts and statuses on ig because we have arrived!

well pfizer phatties,
i guess the flexin’ will be starting soon.
you know the ones on social media.

“PFIZER PHATTIES STAND TF UP 🔥🔥🔥🔥”

…and i’m already cringing.
so i guess this means folks who aren’t jabbed can’t use this excuse anymore.
per the fda website…

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i got my phatty filled and apparently that man juice wasn’t good (enough)?

we’ve got a new thing to stan for these days.
nope,
it’s not a new singing diva with long hair and great choreography.

It’s the curvy bottles with the potential rona protection from the various vaccines.

folks are hee-hawing over which vaccine they got.
we got the “moderna gang”,
“j&j crew”,
and “pzifer phattys” taking the stage.


i know.
folks don’t evolve from being dorks.
aside from that,
i am a bit concerned about the jab i got tho…

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