The Snake in My Paradise

today is an absolutely beautiful day.
i decided to take a walk and clear my head.
i put my headphones on and listened to amerie’s “all i have”,
r. kelly’s “r.kelly”,
and fantasia’s new one.
perfect spring albums.
i got my hair cut,
sat in the park,
had some “me” time,
went and bought some groceries,
and bought this…

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The Fine Ass Muthafucka With That Damn Baby and Those Two Hoes

on its first official day of spring,
or the first “damn it’s hot” day,
i decided to get dressed and head out.
let me ask you something, my reader.
you ever got it just right?
your mood is right
you look good.
your outfit looks and fits perfectly.
kicks go perfectly.
well that was me a couple of hours ago…

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I Think You Should Cuff Your Emergency Dick In a Glass.

You love the way he goes down on you.

No other Wolf has been able to bring you to nut faster.
It was like he was made for sex and your body.
And, when he whips the penis out from the best bangin’ of your life, you are practically seeing stars.
He is your FUCK BUDDY and he deserves a lot more credit than we give him.

Although everyone only calls their Fuck Buddys over for the occasional romp in the sack,
can this travelling dick/ass show be turned into something long term?
Can you find love from something other than his penis/butt cheeks?
Or, should we just shut up and keep the dick in our mouth?