we have all said/fonted some creative and wild shit when it comes to males.
before God started working on me,
i was one of those who said/fonted some wild shit.

Have you ever seen something that legit SHOCKED you tho?

you were like,
“wait,
what????“.
that was me the other day.
i don’t watch wrestling but i do like looking at some of the wrestling wolves.
austin theory,
being one of those wrestling wolves.

( x ever since his alleged home video collection leaked )
his subreddit is pretty wild.
i saw the following in there and gasped.
i’ve seen white twink foxes cross the line into the next town but…

Imagine being added to a group chat of the VPS of your job by mistake and they are talking crazy shit and spilling secrets in there?
I woul read that shit at night and make sure I keep receipts in case I gotta end a bitch.

so do the gays use signal?
i know telegram is the hot spot for gay insider trading.
i feel like i’ve have heard of signal before in passing.
either way,
signal got a big boost of service with the latest.
as you know,
or didn’t,
a reporter named jeffrey goldberg of the atlantic was added to a signal group chat by accident.
in it,
many of our fearless leaders in this administration were fonting alleged secret war plans.
( x see it here )
well they tried jeff by calling him a liar by saying nothing said was classified information.
he allegedly dropped the entire alleged contents in the group chat…

Everyone’s got someone toxic they’d never claim in daylight but wouldn’t hesitate to hit up after dark.

from the pretentious to the professional,
everyone has a secret toxic penis they’ll “deny, deny, deny” but bend over for.
for me?
one of those midnight jackals is none other than martell holt.
now,
let’s be clear,
i’ve never sat and watched whatever reality show he is on.
every preview or clip i’ve seen of him,
he is sexy AF to me.

from the dragging he gets every season,
and off season,
he’s triflin’ when you actually date or let him breed.

if experience has taught us anything:

Triflin’ jackals tend to bring their best performance between the sheets.

word in the forests is that martell allegedly swings both ways…

…allegedly fonting,
of course.

do you see that facial?
those eyebrows?
that hair?
who would have thought that would be what the “the adjuster” looked like?

with the following alleged pipe leakage that an F-BI sent me,
was he packing another weapon somewhere else too?…

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this latest scandal took a bite out of everyone’s fears.
apparently,
we’re faking dental licenses now just for a little IG fame.
the first time i caught wind of veneer tech was from the jay hefner,
the late porn wolf himself.

Sidebar: one of his movies randomly popped up on my feed.
God,
this wolf had a “must hire” stroke resume.
ugh.

anyway…
i always thought people went to the dentist,
or maybe even a plastic surgeon,
to get their veneers done.
brandon dillard dubbed himself atlanta’s top specialist and veneer tech on IG.
that was the red flag right there.
he’s been popping teeth into everyone’s mouths…

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butttttttttttt guess what?..

Foxhole,
you know the drill:

Have you ever noticed how those who shout the loudest against something…
Blah,
blah,
blah.

when it comes to anti-gay politics,
this meme floating around sums it up perfectly:

a nice big helping of closet cock.
so in a very odd turn of events,
ex-classmates of trump’s running mate,
jd vance,
couldn’t wait to spill this.
while jd was busy condemning drag,
let’s just font,
his alleged past is being exposed from the back of his closet…