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She can’t fuck.
She can’t act.
She can’t dance.
She can’t sing.
She can’t keep a man.

What CAN she do?

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…well I didn’t go for a HIV test.
It kinda just sorta happened.

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How many have my Foxes and Wolves have been tested… ever?

If you haven’t… EVER… then prepare for me to slap you as this story is NOT for you.
Me, on the other hand, ended up getting tested today.

And BOY OH BOY…

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I know you want to get this.
I know you want to kiss this.
I know you want to frisk this.
I know you want to love this.
I know you can’t resist this.

…always want to holla,
but you ain’t got no dollars…

DO. NOT. COMPUTE.

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OH. HELL. NAW.