nearly

Personally, I Woulda Had To Pistol Whip The Crazy Bitch.

last night,
i got a call from my little cousin.
she was in tears.
since the rest of our family are idiots,
she calls me for advice or just to talk.
i appreciate that relationship with her.
well she was nearly killed last night.
by this hood rat scallywag bitch she calls her “friend”.
she had no one she could call so she called me.
i can’t do another funeral again,
so i decided to hit her with some tough foxi love.
my favorite!
i’m going to teach you what i taught her…