i’m kinda ashamed to font this but:

I started wearing pink when I saw Cam’ron wear this iconic pink outfit.

i always loved the color pink but growing up,
i was told only girls wore pink while boys wore blue.
once i saw him do it because he was one of the hip-hop favs,
i wore an all-pink outfit to an event.
it was a light pink shirt,
light blue jeans,
and squeezed my feets in girl’s pink forces.
i hated wearing them cause they made my feet HURT.
pain is beauty cause i got compliments and was called “pink panther“.

so it was very disappointing to see cam post this…

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i’m late af but i came very early.
you can see what i did there.
^that is my fav shot from michael b. jordan’s calvin klein ad.
the look on his face >
the pose >
it all says “make sure you sit on an ice pack tomorrow”.
you know i wanted to see the video of all that in motion.
creed 3 was ( x a massive success ) over the weekend.
the “see him in soft porn” ad for michael b. jordan was one too…

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michael b. jordan has become the villain rather quickly these days.
it kinda shows me where people’s priorities are nowadays.
so michael was bullied and called corny in school,
the random who allegedly called him corny interviewed him,
and he decided to remind her how he treated her.
it wasn’t even nasty and gave her an interview.
to some folks,
he is wrong yet…

They’ll watch reality tv bullshit,
watching people throwing shade in confrontations,
just to wait for a reunion for epic showdowns and throwing hands.

make it make sense.
joe budden,
who is no stranger to being called corny and other things,
thinks michael b. jordan is corny…

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we don’t know where people will land.
we always end up circling the block.
some of us were super corny growing up.
i was.

A few decades later,
you glo tf up and the rest peaked somewhere in high school.

that is the case with michael b. jordan and a past bully named lore’l.
she is a radio host/red carpet interviewer/love and hip hop person now.
imagine him not forgetting how he was treated in the past.
imagine him calling her out before she has to interview him…

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i have to make it a mission to watch all the creed movies.
^that is all i know of them to be.

Sexy-ass wolves boxing while their muscles percolate in HD sweat and slow-motion soft porn

michael b. jordan and jonathan majors,
two wolves with BAWDIES,
are starring in the third soft porn installment.

um,
halp.
the movie cums out this week and ^those two are on the promotional tour.
to add insult to injury,
it appears michael b. jordan is the new bawdy for calvin klein ss23…

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foxhole,
i have a confession.
i’m prepared to be judged.
ready?
okay.

I’ve never seen any of the Creed movies.

*runs and hides behind the delete button*
i know!
it’s michael b jordan and he is shirtless af.
it’s pecs,
biceps,
and all his abs in a meaty package.
i never got around to watching but with this trailer for creed 3…

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