malia obama is going to have a hard time adjusting in the wild.
i can feel it.
i know the whole harvard is abuzz since she touched down to attend school.
well some old she-hyena wanted a picture with malia and her grand-cub.
an f-bi sent me how she responded via tmz…
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i remember the first time i got high.
i was still in my teens.
either way,
i was sitting in a car with my home-wolf at the time.
we smoked some weed that got us both stupid high.
he didn’t even go easy on me.
i remember the leaves on the trees looking like butt cheeks.
they all looked like some plump little butt cheeks.
i told my home-wolf and he fell out laughing because he was thinking the same thing.
i also wasn’t the president’s cub either.
the big news story today is malia obama allegedly smoking weed at a recent concert.
this is the video…
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