NLE Choppa is the hottest topic in the forests right now.

he’s the new wolf everyone’s got their hard on,
and with tracks like “slut me out 2”,
can you blame us?

i came across this tweet about the gays turning their backs on lil nas x for nle choppa…

…and while the response is spot on,
i’ve got a few thoughts…

i still cannot believe they cancelled all the good shows for this.
now we are in this reality TV hell.
azealia banks can be annoying but on some occasions,
she hits it right on the mark.
she claims tyler the creator and lil nas x should date each other…

i don’t understand why the new batch of rappers want to look ugly.
nle choppa can’t be the only one who looks cute.

because the rapping wolves are looking the way they are,
it seems to be translating to the real forests.
i wanna tell some males:

“A haircut and a shower would do wonders for you.”

i’m still annoyed at drake’s hair and how he is dressing nowadays.
ugh.
lil nas x finally got the message and wants to switch it up…

What a plot twist.

Foxhole,
you ever had a male act real funny towards you?
for the life of you,
you couldn’t understand why.
he was standoffish and weird with no logical reason.
sometimes,
vocally expressing why he don’t fuck with you.
remember when twitch attentionisto,
kai cenat,
dragged lil nas x all over his stream?

he had all these folks like “huh?”.
well and allegedly…

back in 89,
madonna had everyone losing their minds with the “like a prayer” video.
she was burning crosses,
kissing a black saint in a church,
and talking about giving head to Jesus in the song.

she was nearly cancelled for that video.
it was so bad,
she had the pope trying to send his goons for her.
madonna has made an iconic career off being controversial.
it has worked for her up until now:

i don’t know what this is.
many pop stars try to be as controversial as madonna.
madonna was/is an unapologetic bitch.
they all want to push the envelope but pull back when it gets too hot.
it seems lil nas x is trying to be the madonna of gen z.
he surely doesn’t give a damn.
in his newest video,
he is taking on the role as Jesus in “J Christ“…

jack harlow is not my speed but after the following,
i might let him pull up to my bumper bay beeeeeee.

i kid.
kinda.
even though the following will bring about potential foolishness,
this recent leak about smashin’ lil nas x had me a tad aroused.
an alleged verse from an unreleased kanye song called “money bags” rose from the dead.
jack “allegedly had” said on his verse…

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