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“she lied! it was all a lie!” (amari allen)

yeah…
so when the foxholers presented this story to me,
something told me “WAIT!“.
it was about amari allen from virginia,
the young she-jackal who claimed she was violated by 3 white boys.
she claimed they held her down,
made racist remarks,
and cut her dreads:

well i guess my foxy senses was on it because…

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Ezekiel Elliott Might be On Some “Fuck A Bitch Shit” Going Forward

screen-shot-2016-09-11-at-9-13-59-pmi realllllllllllllllly love an idiot.
i really love when an idiot is exposed.
everyone remember that nfl baller wolf for the dallas cowboys,
ezekiel elliott,
scandal ( x a few months ago )?

well the she-hyena involved,
tiffany thompson,
has some ‘splaining to do.
reports are saying she allegedly asked her friends to lie for her.
baller alert has the scoop…
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Finally, The Whole (Foods) Truth from Pastor Jordan Brown

940926_1255919061103707_3726745395969731775_ni don’t get why animals do this.
they create a spectacle,
get caught up,
and then have to admit they lied to the world.
no pride?
well remember ( x this story ) with pastor jordan brown?
he is the gay pastor who accused whole foods of writing a gay slur on a cake.

well look at the outcome…
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How To Write A Book About Not Being Drugged To Do Gay Porn

Screen Shot 2015-11-02 at 7.36.14 PMi would look angry too if i looked foolish.
okay so gather around because this scandal got really…
bad!
so remember yusaf mack?
he is the pineapple,
yes he is on “pineapple status” now,
who claimed he was drugged into doing a porn scene.
well his trail of fuckery,
as well as his twitter favorites,
ended up making him look like a liar.
a dumb one who went to the damn news.
after all that drama,
he finally released a statement today.
this is what he had to say…
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Rachel Dolezal Packs Up Her “Blackness” and Leaves

Spokane-NAACP-president-Rachel-Dolezalone thing i hate is when i miss a scandal.
that irks me.
well i know i am pretty late with the “rachel dolezal” scandal.
for those who don’t know,
rachel dolezal was a snow bunny pretending to be a full fledged black vixen.
i mean she went all out with “sista drag”,
a good wig,
and a lethal tanning oil.
did i also mention she was the president of the naacp chapter in spokane, washington?
well keyword: “was”.
after she got scalped by her fake roots from every-gatdamn-where,
she had no choice but to resign today.
this is what her statement she posted on the “spokane naacp” facebook
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So Spanky Hayes Lied About Tyrese and His Big Mouth?

Screen Shot 2014-10-28 at 10.05.50 PMshots fired!
in other “where are you going with this?” news,
spanky hayes explains why he did what he did.
you know him and tyrese got into ( x a little spat ) the other day,
right?
well he even made a response video to the response video:

http://youtu.be/FjSPCyaMUjs

well spanky did allllllllll this…
to admit today he did it for shock value and attention.
he had a radio interview with imradio.com and well…
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