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(not) stuntin’ like my daddy
Everyone has an opinion about King James and his son,
Bronny.
last night,
they made their debut as a father/son duo on the NBA season opener.
all of my straight friends roll their eyes when i’ve asked them about these two.
apparently to them and others on the internet,
bronny is not good at ball and should have went in another career direction.
it got me to thinking about fathers and the weight of their expectations of following in their footsteps.
My own sperm donor would’ve been over the moon if I picked up soccer or cricket,
just like he did.
the idea of me following in his toxic-masculine footsteps would’ve made him so proud.
this is the same jackal who told me that when i was a baby,
and his pack of jackals asked him if he was sure i was his,
he pulled down my diaper…
do you think these two were trying to rope lebron james into a threesome?
This is what they think King James looks like in AI.
Hmm.
Those digital pecs “bees” sitting tho.
we all know that lebron king james is a big ‘n’ tall nba baller wolf.you all know how i feel about him.
it is no doubt that many are trying to ride that meat mountain into the sunset.
he recently went viral of twitter because its seems these two people wanted him in a threesome…
lebron james is puts the thicky in pank
i’m gonna keep on fonting it until i’m blue in the face:
Lebron James has the BEST bawdy in the NBA.
…period.
he is stupid tall,
dumb thick,
and don’t get me started on that ignorant tail of his.
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everyone talks about it.
honestly,
in my opinion,
i think he is really handsome too.
you know i have a thing for noses too.
one thing about lebron is he knows how to wear clothes.
the other day,
he showed up in shorts to a game and…
king james shows us how he gets tremendous power in his glutes
king james puts in a lot of work.
even on lock down,
he is very dedicated to his craft.
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All band and core work! Let’s work folks! Who with me??? #StriveforGreatness????
you know his work out routine is intense af,
especially when it comes to his legs and glutes.
oh the glutes!
yes!
yes!
running up and down the court,
you know your lower half is where all the power lies.
king james takes his glute game very serious…
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king james: in the thick of it all
king james is thick.
i know he thick.
you know he thick.
he know he thick.
this is the video is put upon his ig…
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the one thing king james can’t rule is his hair follicles
the other night,
i had a random dream i was king james assistant.
i don’t remember much of it,
but i know it was innocent.
i’m sure it was because i fell asleep watching him on “ellen”:
his bawdy >>>
he is just tall and massive.
like,
he fills out everywhere.
would we consider him “thick”?
sheesh.
well i know that king james has had some issues with his hair.
over the years,
he has been the source of many jokes and memes.
this is the alleged latest one from a few days ago…
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