There are days when you can’t help but feel like the devil is testing you.
Today was one of those days.

picture this:
i’m all dressed up,
ready for a paid online movie screening i’ve been excited about all week.
i did an NDA for it and everything’s set except,
apparently,
the invite….

in my social circle right now:

2 divorces.
3 breakups.

that’s the current state of my orbit,
and ever since we stepped into virgo season,
it’s been nothing but chaos in people’s relationships/marriages.
The Foxhole recently kept calling it:

There might be trouble brewing between Victoria Monet and John Gaines JR.

personally,
my foxy senses could sense something was up…

Have you ever noticed how we dumb ourselves down to make others feel relatable?

yesterday,
i stepped out to run some errands.
there’s this older woman in my building i always bump into.
you know the type:

Pleasant
Chatty
Nosy

i’m always on guard with those types.
those types have always been two-faced.
so when she asked me the classic:

“How are ya doing baby?”

i responded like this and caught myself…

crocodilecam is a wildlife conservationist.
we stan an animal lover.
he is really handsome,
kinda short,
but he has a nice bawdy:

per his IG,
his specialty is the rescue and removal of snakes:

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per a Foxholer’s drop,
allegedly,
he has a bigger snake of his own…

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You ever been in a situation where someone did you dirty,
but instead of pullin’ up on you,
they decided to play a disappearing act?
They had plenty to say behind your back,
but the moment you come for them,
they pulled a vanishing act like they were in some twisted game of hide and seek?

yeah,
i’ve been there too.
they broadcast their drama with you to the whole forest,
but when it actually telling you to your face?
radio silence.
it’s like trump is feeling that way about kamala harris.
he’s been running his mouth,
or should i say fonting his truth socially,
about her and her campaign.
with the debates coming up in 2 weeks,
he’s allegedly got a case of the…

I don’t drink alcohol anymore.

shocking,
right?
it’s been about a year since my last sip,
which was a glass of wine with pasta.
i know,
thrilling stuff.
truth is,
i was never really into drinking like that.
i only did it because,
well,
everyone else was doing it when we went out.
don’t worry because i’m not completely boring!

I prefer to eat my weed instead.

tiktok’s favorite food reviewer,
keith lee,
recently hit up some DC restaurants and discovered something interesting…