I couldn’t help but wonder…
Is he fine AF or do we need to jack off so we can think clearly?

we’ve all been there.
that moment when lust overrides logic.
it has made many of us caught up in a never ending cycle of bullshit.
God forbid they sell sex work then we have made someone a millionaire.
it can turn a random male into “the one i can’t stop obsessing over“.

Facials
Muscles
Privates
Familiarity?

but is he actually fine AF or…

Holy misinformation again,
Batman!

beyoncé’s internet is a wild ride.
it’s equal parts truth and “made up bullshit“.
everyone’s scrambling for their 15 minutes of fame,
but many are pouring toilet water as a flex.
remember that recent lie i covered?

It was about Diddy’s so-called bodyguard claiming he overheard Diddy tearin’ Meek Mill a new foxhole?
So much so,
he recorded it so we could hear it on Rihanna’s socials too?

x remember the lie here

now as weird as it was that these two were always wearing matching fits…

…anyone with common sense could see that was a lie.
now that diddy’s behind bars,
that little rumor has made it’s way back in rotation.

P Diddy’s bodyguard recorded his Sex Parties.

This is horrific. The video below is allegedly Diddy and Meek Mills.
pic.twitter.com/hD9VdVf3va

— Liz Churchill (@liz_churchill10) September 17, 2024

i found out where the audio came from and well…

yesterday,
it took damn near a whole ass day to charge my iPhone.
after updating to ios 18,
it was things were on snail time.
it got me sooooooo vex.

Sidebar: the fact that Apple Intelligence aka Apple AI,
which is only available on new models,
is absolutely ridiculous to me.
Instead of them offering basic AI functions in this new iOS,
like for productivity use in mail and calendars,
they want you to go buy a whole new phone.
Out of control.

besides the new photos app remodel being a choice…

these folks who cheat or DL are gonna love this new feature cause…

Have you ever noticed how karma doesn’t always work on our schedule?

it’s like waiting for a slow burn,
hoping it eventually catches fire.
our stories help spark the blaze,
added to the ever-growing pile of scorched bridges.
once too many people have enough gasoline:

take diddy,
for example.
for damn near decades,
we have all known him as the life of the party,
the face of “good times“.
bts,
tho?

He was a full-blown demon,
terrorizing people in ways that were anything but glamorous.

his reign of terror might be coming to a close.
yesterday,
the feds picked him up and we all know what that means…

Did people completely lose their minds like this when Obama was running?

sure,
he had his fair share of haters but there was a lot of kindness too:

let’s be 110%…

Nothing comes close to the chaos of Kamala’s run.

this weekend,
elon musk stirred the pot yet again,
questioning something so outrageous…

“I think you should have him dry hump you.
To feel that body on top of you even if you don’t want to get penetrated.
At least,
add that to the session.”

when i fonted that to a Foxholer,
one who was paying for sex work with a “straight but gay for pay” attentionisto…

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