don’t ever say YMCA is a gay song because it aint!

Allegedly,
i thought YMCA from The Village People was a gay anthem.
I heard that when I was a kid.

I literally just asked someone if that song wasn’t associated with gay folks back in the day.

i mean,
allegedly,
the group was dressed like they were going to a circuit party.
it doesn’t help “village” in the group name is the gay mecca in new yawk.
ever since our new president made YMCA his hype track

the group’s been spiraling and having a hissy fit over the song’s alleged origins.
now,
one of them is even threatening to sue anyone who dares call it a gay anthem

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and i’d totally let him assassinate my…

The hunt is officially on.

first off,
i ain’t never seen no one send condolences over a public death.
second of all,
the cryptic breadcrumbs this gotham villain left behind.
the bullets were alleged engraved with “deny,”
“defend,”

and “depose”.
check this ( x marks the fox of the title of that book ).

lastly,
they dropped the alleged photos of our mysterious anti-hero…

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the handmaid gay

How do we measure masculinity in the black community?

Is it in the depth of our voice,
the weight we can lift,
or the quiet battles we fight when no one’s watching?

i’ve been cool with cheaters,
liars,
and even a few abusers
who were all straight.
the wild part is…

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the new social media murder mystery they’re about to solve

X marks the Fox to the debut of it’s latest murder mystery on Rihanna’s social media,
“Who killed the UnitedHealth CEO?”

trust,
we’re already hooked on episode one.
brian thompson,
the CEO in question,
left his new yawk hotel at 6:46am.
by 7:00am,
he was a headline.
was this a random attack?
from the footage,
which is pretty graphic

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the scriptural struggle is real

Have you ever been told you’re not doing enough for God?

someone hit me with that last night,
and let me font you,
that shit didn’t sit right with me.

WTF does God want me to do?

i go to church,
pray,
and give gratitude for the big and small things.
i could understand if i was out here being evil and karma was out to get me.
believe or not,
i choose kindness over being a feral bitch 98% of the time.
am i supposed to sign some celestial contract in blood?
the wild part is if that was the case,
i’d be living like a king.
it’s moments like this where the whole “God thing” feels

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what is happening to him?

there is a misconception that the younger you look means the better you are.
tbh,
if you take care of yourself,
you can reach the exclusive “daddy” status.
if you’re lucky,
“zaddy” status.

one of my fav white wolves is confusing me with his aging or work out process

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