i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (107)

i’m so glad i’m gay.
i’m glad gay males can’t get pregnant.
as much raw sex as we love to have,
many of us should have a shit ton of kids.

OMG IMAGINE ALL THAT CHILD COURT DRAMA IF GAY MALES COULD GET PREGNANT?!?!?

that testosterone in those battles <
black straights love having kids in these weird & fucked up situations.
ya know,
like this one

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one night,
many moons ago,
i went out with an ex-friend and her mutual pack of lesbians.
we decided to go to dinner in the city.
we eat,
chatting,
and things were good until i saw everyone start to dip one by one.

One she-jackal gonna text my ex-friend and say they are dining and dashing.

for those who don’t know,
dining and dashing means you eat at a restaurant and leave without paying.
ex-friend had to charge her card a good 200+ for the bill.
these pack of wild she-jackals in the following video decided to dine and dash,
but forgot their keys

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so i guess since the cities are still opening up that fighting in random establishments has started?
i sure will miss the quietness of folks being on lockdown.
i’m sure fast-food chain managers will as well.
a foxholer sent some pure hoodrat shit that was birthed in the whole ghetto.
it was a bunch of raggamuffins fighting in a wendys and…

well…

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there are just some black folks you can’t save.
they feel comfortable being puppets for white supremacy.
in “they can have that bitch” news,
a black she-jackal was seen dry humping white supremacists in virgina today..
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they really felt they were part of some revolution during that terrorist attack at the capitol building last week.
it was extremely “trailer” and not a good look for all involved.
a foxholer sent me the following video with this title in the email:

“He’s makin’ us potheads look reaaally pathetic… smdh”

the foxholer said that because

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it isn’t a surprise that some parents start toxic masculinity early.
as you know,
boosie claims he had some hoe suck his 12-year-old son’s peen for his birthday.
here i am,
at 12,
still collecting happy meal toys and excited about new video game releases.
i was a gigantic nerd and i’m happy i didn’t “grow up” quickly.
hell,
i’m still a big ass kid and it has allowed me to have a youthful spirit.
it’s really disgusting how these generational curses start.
i saw this one on my twitter timeline and foxhole…

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