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if mark zuckerberg is bored, he could perform paying off all my bills next

In today‘s installment of “Did we need this?” news…

looks like our billionaires are officially out of hobbies.
one tanks twitter and is eying to tank the country next.
the other shows why facebook was the better career choice.
mark zuckerberg,
working with t-pain that we plan on dragging later,
decided to give us an acoustic version of “to the window, to the wall”.

Foxhole…

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he has facials, bawdy to muscle worship, and comes with “more”?

~~The Foxhole stans a wolf who cums with more.~~

muscle worship.
there will always be a fetish for those who strictly love muscles.
they’ll get down on their knees and worship every inch.
pun intended.

We don’t care these males are working out every day,
gulping and farting protein,
all in the name of “#healthgoals”.

please!
they want to look good in clothes and be worshiped naked.

^that wolf is known in the Foxhole for his insane muscle bawdy.

after i posted him yesterday,
The Foxhole went into overdrive.
i got sent in drops of him and…

so they are trying to make ya’ll alcoholics in DC?

I don’t drink alcohol anymore.

shocking,
right?
it’s been about a year since my last sip,
which was a glass of wine with pasta.
i know,
thrilling stuff.
truth is,
i was never really into drinking like that.
i only did it because,
well,
everyone else was doing it when we went out.
don’t worry because i’m not completely boring!

I prefer to eat my weed instead.

tiktok’s favorite food reviewer,
keith lee,
recently hit up some DC restaurants and discovered something interesting…

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why do we expect kamala harris to only help black people?

I had to wonder:
Is it fair to ask Kamala Harris to be the savior of black people alone?

my friend threw this at me today,
and honestly,
i had to do a double take.
kamala harris isn’t just here to champion black folks...

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i didn’t know this cowboy was a Foxhole fav (i was fooled by his beard)

i saw this picture fly down my twitter in between all the filth and narcissism,
and the first thing i thought to myself:

“This is the type of shit Bey is singing about in Cowboy Carter.”

it got me wanting to a the sequel to brokeback mountain.
“brokeback mountain: II legs II heaven“.
so i didn’t know who he was until the Foxholers told me.
um…

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