Fed Ex Your Way Into My (Heart)

today i saw him.
oh did i see him.
he saw me as well.
this is how this eye fuckin’ situation started…
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I Prefer Fed-Ex Penis Better

Mailmen are hot.

Have you ever just seen a fine ass mail dude?
Their uniforms always fit them so well plus,
something about them sticking their package in your slot turns me on.
I have to have a role play mailman fantasy one day.

But I have a Vixen of mine who realized her mailman fantasy was really a nightmare.