I dunno…

I like ballers, Lord knows I do…

But NBA players don’t give me the UMPH that NFL players do.
I mean their resumes fit my qualifications…

TALL
TONED
BIG DICKED (don’t ask how I know)

…. but they just seem to be missing something…

Anyway, the Allstar game in Los Angeles is just around the corner
and some of our favorite ballers are already strapped up…

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