honesty hour:

If Michael B Jordan wanted me to [redacted],
guess who is gonna be buying knee pads?

you guessed it.
*raises hands*
i’d even throw in mints for the job.
(the foxes know what mints do when giving [redacted]…)
some of these folks out here can’t hold water so the forests would know.
ex-publicist,
amir yass,
should be named “niagra falls” because…
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