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MY GREATEST SKILL WAS BEING “THE IDIOT” ON MY DATING RESUME

i’ve had many jobs in my life.

Therapist
Social Worker
Stylist
Personal Assistant
Driver
Prostitution Whore
Trash Collector

…but the one job that i never did successfully was to be “me“.
i know you are wondering what i’m fonting about.
i have been all of those things to males that i really wanted to be with.
i saw one i took a liking to,
or realized that he was attracted to me,
and…