I close my eyes and I open them to what I so uniquely imagine….

I am sitting in a restaurant.
I’m in a black booth with red leather seats.
It is shaped like a dysfunctional cupcake.
I am far in the back.
I’m not the type to be all in the front.
That is where it is easy access for everyone to bother and stare at me.
I despise people staring at me.
I am in a special VIP seating where only the big ballers pay.
I was one of those big ballers at last….

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Imagine meeting this….

Sexy as hell right?

The lips are on point.
Jawline is bananas.
Hopefully, the dick is like butter pecan pie.

He would definitely be commander in chief on your sex spaceship.

BUT….
there is a problem.

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