did drake forget he started this rap battle or…?

Who would have thunk in 2024,
Drake would be going full corporate Karen on us?

imagine starting a feud,
telling someone to pull up,
and when they beat your ass,
you run to the authorities claiming assault.
that’s drake today,
filing yet ANOTHER lawsuit with his label,
UMG

Continue reading “did drake forget he started this rap battle or…?”

“something something” cease and desist is for hoes – drake said

Hear ye,
Hear ye!

Drake’s been demoted to jester with the latest.

once the ruler of hip hop for many years,
drake found himself at the mercy of kendrick’s lyrical guillotine in their rap battle.
with one clean swing with “not like us”,
the new heir to the throne took his seat,
leaving drake out here scrambling to save face.
instead of bowing out gracefully,
our former king decided it was time to sue

Continue reading ““something something” cease and desist is for hoes – drake said”

nicki minaj drags drake for “not being like her” as far as loyalty

I had to wonder:
Isn’t it wild how people can show their true colors when they are supposed to be your friends?

i’ve had two scenarios in my life that are like a bad rerun on repeat.

First: there were those moments when everyone watched me get dragged through the mud by someone i fell out with in a group,
yet no one had my back when they saw i was being done wrong.
It was very “Kill Bill”.

They were all too eager to turn on me because the “leader” had more clout.
Some of those situations were with the straights.
The vixens got catty and the straights weren’t going to align with “the sus one”.

don’t act like gays aren’t like this.
skin folk and gay folk don’t always be your skinfolks.

Two: there’s the scenario where someone I thought was cool starts hanging out with and promoting someone that i didn’t fuck with/vice versa.

all those situations are fucked up but as usual

Continue reading “nicki minaj drags drake for “not being like her” as far as loyalty”

wah gwan with this trash from drake today?

drake was at his handsome-est during the scorpion era.
whatever era started the low fade/beard combo
tbh.
as soon as he got the cornrows,
started dressing in early 00s garb,
and everything looking way too oversized like he is trying to hide his weight…

He started to look really “ugh” to me.

you what else “ugh”‘d TF outta me?
this patois-country remix he was featured on today called “wah gwan delilah“.
it’s a cover of “hey there delilah” from plain white t’s

but…

Continue reading “wah gwan with this trash from drake today?”

baby wake up! drake alleged pipe leakage just dropped and…

i didn’t know what to think of drake in a primal sexual way.
i know i find him attractive.


When he has a fade.
These cornrows really annoy me.

i don’t think i’ve ever gotten off to the fantasy of drake tho.
he is someone i’d talk to and be surprised.
“he got the meats and knows how to use it.”
it seems like drake got some alleged pipe leakage today…

and

Subscribe to continue reading

Become a paid subscriber to get access to the rest of this post and other exclusive content.

odell beckjam jr was at drake’s crib getting folded up like a pretzel when…

out of all the nfl baller wolves out right now,
i have the biggest crush on odell beckham jr.

it’s just something about him i want to put my finger on.
his face card,
his bawdy,
his style:

look at his tail in those leather pants.
i ain’t even gonna hold you but this recent conversation had me hot.
like,
stupid hot.

he said while he was getting folded up like a pretzel at drake’s crib

Continue reading “odell beckjam jr was at drake’s crib getting folded up like a pretzel when…”