when i was a young millennial who was struggling with my sexuality,
i needed to hear “good luck, babe!” by chappell roan.

i heard it recently and it was like finding a lifeline.
she’s singing a Foxhole anthem of our young,
gay,
and dealing with the confused in love and lust.
the song tells the story of a lesbian who falls for another girl,
but that girl’s pretending to be straight.
“good luck, babe!” is chappell’s way of saying:

“You can’t suppress who you really are but I hope it all works out with the straights!
You’ll always fantasize about me but I hope things work out in your dead end relationship with home girl!”

with that gem of comfort and acceptance,
and because music is a solace for many of us during the good and bad,
i have to ask…

as you know,
or didn’t,
but i’ve always been into taylor swift’s music.
as always,
i have to be honest with The Foxhole:

Her latest album was so boring to me.
I gave it five songs before i had to tap out.
It sounded like one long song and the vibes were off.

as taylor milks the “tortured poets department” for all it’s worth,
the swifties are still lappin’ it up.
she’s re-released the same album 34 times with one or two new tracks,
just to keep other pop gals from stealing the spotlight.
honestly,
it’s a little unfair and definitely shady.
billboard’s counting all these re-releases and keeping her at number one.
here’s all the 34 versions she’s put out…

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Adult content, Sexual situations, Graphic language

i’m gonna font it:

A majority of gay male’s minds are warped due to all the porn we consume.

it’s the reason we mourn tumblr,
a site dedicated to sharing images and videos.
take two left turns and it’s all porn everything on someone’s twitter timeline.
some gays wake up to jerk off or be sexually stimulated all day.
i remember i was on a website and i watched a scene that was pretty good to me.
all the comments about the scene were so interesting.

“UGH IT WAS BORING!
HE DIDN”T FUCK HIM HARD ENOUGH.
SKIP!”

it’s like if someone isn’t getting fucked into oblivion then the scene was wack.
it made me wonder:

Do gay men know what real sex looks and feels like anymore?

i was reading an interview with the 19-year-old pop vixen,
billie eilish,
and her story on being addicted to porn at 11 years old sounded pretty familiar for us…

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