beefcake hunter

darryl’s creamy milkshake only brought gay men to his yard

i hate when “straight” males do gay shenanigans.
showing off their cheeks.
the “i’m not wearing underwear under my grey sweatpants” move.
re-creating the best twerk off to a megan the stallion song on tiktok.
it leads to them crying and making ig pr statements.

“Like,
Boo-Hoo-Hoo…
Why are all these gay males hounding me,
bro?
Tee-tee-tee.
My DMS has more meats than Arbys.
Wah-wah-wah…”

what did you think was gonna happen?
i was on a website that specializes in *cough* christian mingling and saw darryl.
he made his grand entrance on “beefcake hunter” with victor,
a hispanic fox who specializes in making males have their “cum to Jesus” moment.
heavy on the cum.
after the video dropped,
i guess darryl thought he was about to get a lot of single vixen wanting to date him.
a foxholer sent me an alleged tweet that he deleted after getting dragged…