baller wolf

another NBA baller gets outed because a gay male got angry

you meet a NBA baller wolf and get into a situationship with him for 5 years.
something goes down and you’re left feeling hurt.
what do you do?

You out him on your social media for the forests to see!

…because the vixens do it when they’re mad so why not?
like,
duh.
a Foxholer sent me the following of…

(not) stuntin’ like my daddy

Everyone has an opinion about King James and his son,
Bronny.

last night,
they made their debut as a father/son duo on the NBA season opener.
all of my straight friends roll their eyes when i’ve asked them about these two.
apparently to them and others on the internet,
bronny is not good at ball and should have went in another career direction.
it got me to thinking about fathers and the weight of their expectations of following in their footsteps.

My own sperm donor would’ve been over the moon if I picked up soccer or cricket,
just like he did.

the idea of me following in his toxic-masculine footsteps would’ve made him so proud.
this is the same jackal who told me that when i was a baby,
and his pack of jackals asked him if he was sure i was his,
he pulled down my diaper…

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the baller who dashed after someone dipped in his butthole

when someone acquires a service from you,
you expect to be paid.
i don’t know why people try to skip out on paying sex workers.
you wanted to live out all of your filthy sexual fantasies for about an hour…

…but you want to dip and dash like you’re a teenager at i-Hop.

the following baller wolf decided to skip out on paying a sex worker.
she was gon’ get her money…

the baller wolf, the videos, and the ultimate foolishness

now the following is alleged but in my head,
i’m having all kinds of thoughts…

we have all had a run in with a male like the following baller wolf.
he does something gay,
whether its full on sex or rumors that he is,
and does the typical…

He gets with a known hoe or “Desperate Diana” to prove his straightness.

~~sometimes they go as far as:~~

that might be the following nba baller wolf.
so when these videos leaked…

kim kardashian fed the gays today with baller meat in underwear

kim kardashian is many things but she knows how to sell.
we can say its the mama but why them other sisters like fishes out of water?
kim is and will always be the leader within that family.
she is more versatile too.
she got the gays attention with her latest ad for skims today.
she enlisted the help of 3 baller wolves to sell the underwear…

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much respect to adrian peterson’s slacks on dancing with the stars

ex(?)baller wolf,
adrian peterson,
has always been sexy af to me.
he is definitely in the vintage baller wolf penis files.
everything on his torso has always been his best highlight: