so this is going to be a 2 parter.
i’m going to bed after.
i feel awful.
anyway so we have a problem in new yawk.
 jackals out here swiping your credit/debit card info,
going to expensive stores,
and buying shit on your identity.
well the city is starting to crack down on the antics heavy.
an f-bi sent me a dossier about this bodega wolf,
but i could not stop laughing at this video he posted…
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everyone meet mike dozer.
he is what you would call,
“a dumb ass”.
mike dozer is a porn star who doesn’t like to use condoms.
^example a.
well mike was also allegedly giving out free “packages”.
he didn’t disclosing his health status to the 14 year old he allegedly smashed.
yeah that would be in example b…
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my f-bi blew UP my emails today.
“APOLLO WAS ARRESTED!”
“APOLLO IS IN JAIL!”
“APOLLO MISSED PRISON SEX!”
well apollo nida,
male gold digga hubby to phaedra parks from rhoa,
was arrested on alleged bank fraud and identity theft!
yup.
the story broke on sandra rose and spread like wildfire…
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so none of ya’ll helped mama pattie out with the prayers?
well biebz is currently on his knees at cell block “d”.
praying that is.
he was arrested last night for none other than…

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so lil za has been released and he is doing some talking.
well tweeting.
wait…
he is kinda cute.
*looks harder*
yeah.
too bad he got that “riff raff” problem.
anyway so this is what he tweeted about that whole situation since being released…
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baller wolf for the ny jets,
kellen winslow jr,
is always in some shit.
well this time he was allegedly caught with his pants down last november…
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