Anytime I hear about curious males experimenting with other males,
it always makes me cringe tbh.

they say it’s not for them when clearly,
they chose the WRONG male to be their first.
for some,
the options are slim and the fear of getting caught is high.
so they get with someone with muscles or ultra-masculine…

When they clearly needed someone who was more feminine,
little to no bawdy hair,
and the bawdy party they were looking for.

acting/cannibal jackal,
armie hammer,
made me think of this in his recent revelation on his podcast.
he admitted he hopped on grindr to hook up with another male.
alas…

most people have a lurker or burner account on social media.
i mean i can’t judge because i have one.

honesty hour: i was lurking on my crush’s ig even before officially meeting him.
hell,
sometimes i still lurk even though we follow each other.
i don’t want him to know i get heart eyes every time he posts something.
shrug

i have no shame in admitting that.
you shouldn’t feel shamed either.

many blue checks have burner pages that aren’t run by their pr teams.
hell,
beyonce even has a secret snapchat.
some people make fake accounts to:

– lurk on exes/crushes/exes new love interests
– follow people they hate to slaughter them in group chats
– indulge in same sex situations without judgment
– freaks
– don’t want folks to find out their love of knitting and cross dressing

acting wolf,
armie hammer (catch me if you can),
doesn’t care about a lurksta.
as you know a few years ago,
he got caught up on twitter for ( x liking bdsm and bondage kink ).
last week,
he got a divorce from his wife,
but all of his alleged cheating from his “blue check” ig came out yesterday…

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