nothing like a getting/giving throat while driving,
right?
a show called “american gods” scared me from doing such a thing.
…kinda.
the she-hyena was giving head and he crashed the car.
well what if your uber driver decided to get head from a passenger?
no.
it’s not the intro to a “bang bus” movie.
this shit really happened.
a foxholer sent me what was put on the company’s facebook:

“On Sunday July 16th I received the most dangerous and inappropriate uber ride ever. As I approached my uber, I noticed there was a passenger in the front seat. I double checked to make sure I didn’t select UberPool, and then approached the car. I assumed it may have been a family member of some sort. As we pulled off the female in the front (who was clearly on drugs) attempted to open the door and could not even sit straight as the vehicle was in motion. She then began to grope him and grab him. They began to kiss and she began loosening his belt. As we got further and further from my pickup location I had no idea where I was, so I had to stay in the car. She then proceeded to perform oral sex. This was my last straw. I asked the driver to drop me off. Since I’ve contacted uber and they refunded me for trip and gave me a “$10 credit”. They’ve seen this video and are still “investigating”. They have been extremely bad at answering any messages I’ve sent, and I demand something gets done. This is not okay!”

this is the video they caught on snapchat…
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