*the following entry is rated r.
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i’ll never forget the first time i watched porn.
around like 10 or so,
cousin hybrid and i were rummaging through my mama’s crib.
he had come to visit from barbados and she took the family to be tourists.
at the time,
my stepfather (mi’s father) was in-between living situations.
foxhole…

He had so many porn DVDs in my mama’s closet.

gadzooks.
i think he was a sex addict tbh.
he had 13 kids with different vixens all over the city.
we watched one and this one black porn star nutted like a geyser in this vixen’s face.
i was so grossed out and wondering wtf was coming out of his dick.
who woulda knew i’d grow up to love it in either on face or mouth.
anyhoo,
the bbc woman’s hour wants to know if there’s age-appropriate porn via “twitter”…

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