imagine pole vaulting on a DL baller in paris at the olympics rn?

Imagine linkin’ with someone with this accessory in Paris during the Olympics?
In the forest of hook up apps and not truly knowing who is behind the profile,
it is possible to link with someone for a good time.
You think you’re meeting a regula civilian and don’t realize you’re getting worked out by a baller wolf/fox/hybrid.

so what a time to be a DL baller wolf during the olympics right now!
if you’re lucky to live in paris,
and close to the olympic village,
you could probably get on grindr and…

NOT

...link with any baller wolf looking to get off.
nope.
uh uh.
you’re probably gonna be out of luck.

grindr did something pretty dope for gay/bi baller wolves/foxes/hybrids,
who are either out or in via their blog on their website…

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he finally got an OF but some of you think there is a tiny problem?

This just in from the F-BI:

one of your favorite attentionisto has made the leap to OF.
realizing he had nowhere else to go,
and his dreams of stardom started to fade,
he decided to start making good and easy money.
in his grand debut,
however

Some of you had a problem with his introduction video that he deleted.

it’s kind of a maybe
small issue.
this is what was sent in…

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bryshere gray has quite the collection here

We all have a penchant for collecting things.

it’s simply human nature to gather what we enjoy.
as the hollywood forest spits out another “could have been but chose not to be“,
hakeem from “empire”,
aka bryshere gray,
seems to have a peculiar hobby since he left hollywood:

Collecting mugshots.

he recently added another gem to his ever-growing collection…

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dictator donald is what we might be calling him

I didn’t want to believe the rumors but…

when the forests whisper of smoke in the background,
Foxhole,
you’d better listen up.
whispers are floating around about donald going full dictator mode.
the barks says that once he’s elected,
they’re planning to rewrite the rules of elections.
yes,
you read it right.

it’s all nestled within your “project 2025” welcome package.
this means donald might just extend his reign beyond the usual four years.
at a recent rally,
with christians hanging on his every word,
he let slip of these alleged plans during his speech…

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kendall washington has something to font about them big bunz leaking

I’m not even gonna hold you but he has some big bunz.

sometimes,
you can’t always tell when a male has nice cheeks when he is wearing pants.

kendall washington from love island fame is one of those types.

we fonted about him ( x and that tail of his ) the other day.

i never got the point of outing someone over something petty,
but outing someone you supposedly loved and trusted?

That’s next-level betrayal.

kendall addressed his outing on his IG stories

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kamala harris is coming in hot, hot, hot

Over the years,
one thing I’ve learned about a bully is when they’ve met their match,
they will do everything in their power to become invisible or run for the hills.

i knew trump wouldn’t debate kamala harris.
why would he?
2024 continues to be the year of “this was not on my bingo card“.
after kendrick obliterated drake in their rap beef,
we witnessed an underdog rise and conquer.
as much as i fux with drake’s music,
he has done some shit that made me side-eye him over the years.
i knew someone was gonna come at him but i didn’t think it would be killa kenny.
watching kendrick bring drake down a few pegs did something to us subconsciously.
it’s what we didn’t know the country needed tbh.
it was like it awakened us to fight back.
so many times,
we’ve seen people get coddled for their bad behavior.
hell…

Remember when you were treated like trash and your bully got coddled,
making you feel like the villain because everyone chose their side?

at a time when michelle obama said we needed to go high when folks went low,
we needed that kind of messaging but in 2024…

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