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the house down on the left is where the anal sodomy happened…

ya’ll send me some wild stories.
i feel like every story gets wilder than the next.
when i look at ^that beautiful home in the above picture,
i’d think of a bomb fireplace,
white carpeting,
good lighting,
and a backyard to have bomb cookouts.
well…

It was the den of a street gang down in Georgia.

it was also where death and anal sodomy happened too.
per fox 5 atlanta

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raise your hands if siir brock ever f*cked the sh*t out of you too

*This is not what to do when you’re getting good dick.

when we get that good dick,
we want to tell everyone.
we end up sharing it with the world.
literally.
once you alert the hoes yo wolf has that fire,
you will probably end up sharing it with them too.
an f-bi sent me a clip of someone bragging about miles b aka siir brock.
he is best known for “love and hiphop hollywood” fame.
they couldn’t stop talking about how good his penis is

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the end of ricky martin (his current alleged scandal, i mean)

grand opening; grand closing…
it seems like ricky martin is in the clear.
with allegations as what his nephew said,
everyone had their own opinions formed or was waiting for developments.
the “gays are sexual and immoral deviants” annoyed me the most.

Have they seen their straights lately?

ricky’s nephew did this today per people magazine

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can we trust the folks behind house of the dragon? (you see how they did us with game of thrones)

i can name about 7 people who pressured me to watch game of thrones.
i didn’t “do”  medieval shit because i always thought it was boring.
i ended up watching every season to catch up before the last season.
i had 7 seasons to swallow whole.
welp!

Game of Thrones took over my life.

…and then they ended up ruining my life with that last season.
from the iconic ( x starbucks cup ) to the terrible pacing/writing,
we don’t acknowledge that shit show.

the prequel,
house of the dragon,
is coming out next month.
this one revolves around the targaryens,
which are daenary’s ancestors.
  judging from this trailer

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