the 4b movement is going to have gay and trans Foxholers busy next year

Hey there,
Foxhole,
do hear that knock?
Listen.
Just listen…

that’s the sound of many males sliding deep into your DMs.
why?
there’s a war brewing and not just in the forests but in the sheets.
post-election,
elon’s swamp is being drained and many vixens are putting a pause on penises.
enter: the 4B movement

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uh oh, i think we created a monster out of chris sails butt cheeks

You can’t let someone know one of their bawdy parts is the main star.

chris sails butt cheeks was a Fox-vine conversation,
but ever since his leakage went viral over the weekend,
it’s probably gonna need it’s own manager and publicist.
he addressed the sudden interest in his assets:

they would have really been on it when he was smaller and it was hard to ignore:

it use to have queen going feral.
it’s the side curvage and ( Y ) on it.
ya’ll know what i’m fontin’ about.

a F-BI sent in some more alleged leakage of chris sail’s backside and…

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should i have been expecting more from this chris sails leakage?

for this following leakage,
it would be one thing if we got the “chris sails shortly after queen naija” era.

the following chris sails is the wolf you wanted and when you finally get him,
he wasn’t at his peak and let himself go.
you do it because you want to see if he would measure up to the fantasy.
unfortunately,
your yelp review isn’t going to give him a good rating.
so one of the F-BI hit me up early this morning with:

“This was on Elon’s swamp before I delete my page”

and of course,
it was chris in full ( x expose ).
i’ll give my further thoughts below…

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own the room or burn it down (the rules don’t apply)

Breaking news: The forests seem to be waking up to a whole new era.

it’s as if everyone’s mindsets started shifting at the same time last week.
the rules?

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flashman wade’s spread: a growing concern

Is Flashman Wade trading in his “thick” card for a little extra…
baggage?

aging can be a tricky game.
what once turned heads as thick can suddenly spill over into the fat.
flashman wade still thick but has his station wagon become an SUV?
is it just me or…

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if mark zuckerberg is bored, he could perform paying off all my bills next

In today‘s installment of “Did we need this?” news…

looks like our billionaires are officially out of hobbies.
one tanks twitter and is eying to tank the country next.
the other shows why facebook was the better career choice.
mark zuckerberg,
working with t-pain that we plan on dragging later,
decided to give us an acoustic version of “to the window, to the wall”.

Foxhole

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