grey underwear is the blessing for butt cheeks

there are some males that i’m curious what their DMS look like.
i can just imagine it looks like a craigslist in the late 00s.
i said to myself the other day,
i said:

“Self,
I wonder when Kharl is going to bless us with grey underwear?”

grey underwear is the equivalent to grey sweats but for your big bunz.
you can clearly see every and all curves of the print of the cheekage.
you know you tail is big when you can see it in grey sweats.
ask and i shall receive…

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i like long black d!ck and i like long conversations

Well,
I didn’t say it.

This time.

so lil nas x has finally released his first track of this new era.
its called “dreamboy” and…

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tim walz thinks they lost because they acted like little b!tches

yesterday,
i read about tim walz and why they lost the electio
n.
he says they “played it too safe“.
( x read that here )
you know what i think they did wrong?…

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the DEI hires that won the super bowl let us know about that white house invite

Anytime I see NFL baller wolf,
Jalen Hurts,
“Luther” from Kendrick plays in my head.

we don’t need to get into how fione jalen is.

i will say i’m seeing more and more males trying to emulate “90s fine” now.
i’m starting to see fresh haircuts and clothes that actually fit now.

after every super bowl,
the winning team goes to the white house to meet with the president.

for the second super bowl win in a row,
the eagles...

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yarddie style has been giving it to me GOOD

I’ve had A LOT to font about Yarddie Style over the years.
Aside from loving that big backside of his…

my issue with him was his always been his stroke resume.
i have a confession to make…

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dylan o’brien backstrokes his way to the front of the line for gay fantasies

He looks better with a beard.

take that how you will.
so dylan o’ brien was the talk of the forests all weekend.
i was never a “teen wolf” kind of fox but that is where he started.
i do remember him being the love interest in a taylor swift video tho.

the reason he was the talk was about a new movie he is in called “twinless“.
it is about two males who end up in a relationship because…
they are twinless twins.
it wasn’t the “potential oscar buzz” (i kid) movie that was the font…

it was his gay sex scene in the movie…

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