i love nicki’s music.
i love cardi’s charisma.
i’ll still listen to pink print 2 and whatever cardi has coming up.
i’m gonna keep it 110 because the truth is in between these two:

Nicki and Cardi are both equally annoying as of late.

you couldn’t tell me weaves wasn’t gonna be flying at the vmas this year.
i just knew they were gonna fight on stage.
it would have taken my rating of the show from c+ to b.
since that day,
they sure are going about their beef like passive-aggressive karens.
these two are from new yawk so i’m confused about this behavior.
well,
i see the end is probably going to be near…

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i’m not even gonna hold you but…

I literally listened to a Victoria Monet album for the first time last week.

 her song,
moment:

…popped up on a playlist and i “really heard it“.
sometimes,
your spirit isn’t ready yet.
i checked out her album,
jaguar,
and realized i’ve been missing out.
i only know of victoria because she bagged:

… fine-ass wolf,
john gaines jr.
she just came out with her second album,
jaguar II,
two weeks ago but fans thought she’d perform at the vmas.
mtv curved and told her…

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i think it’s in our best interest to stop seeing “the pretty” in someone.
by that,
meaning they should choose “the right thing” because of how they look.
some of us associate attractiveness with purity/common sense.
i don’t know who halle bailey is trying to fool…

…but she looks very pregnant here,
there,
and everywhere.

if she isn’t,
she is eating good off that ariel check.
everyone is stressed and upset that is might be pregnant.
they are saying that her rapper of a jackal,
ddg,
doesn’t deserve her or her eggs.

here is something to consider…

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i feel like ^this is what trump thinks he looks like.
as we all know when it comes to social media,
when something random ends up trending,
everyone jumps on the bandwagon to out-trend.
rosario ray of the now-defunct,
zednray,
has been trying to find something to do since that ended.
he had everyone fontin’ when he posted his mugshot:

the foxhole told me he got got for having a controlled substance.
so why not turn lemons to lemonade?
trump used his mugshot to sell merch.
ray used his mugshot to sell…

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when we are friends with someone,
we always see the “good” in them.
we ignore the truth because we want to show loyalty.
when they get caught up in some bs,
we don’t want to believe it because they are our friends.
we think about how good they were to US.
we don’t want to imagine one of our friends could be a monster.
two things can be true at the same time.

Someone can be a friend to us
Someone can be a monster to someone else

i’ve noticed it with some gay males over the years…

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about a year ago,
i had someone i was close to me say:

“See,
Trump tried to tell ya’ll…”

and be “tried to tell us“,
it had something to do with wearing masks and the rona.
another friend told me they miss how entertaining trump was on twitter.
i had another friend proudly say the rona wasn’t real and no one died.
something to do with it being a hoax.
what they all told me without telling me:

He put a freshly charged battery on people’s backs.

he showed the forests it was okay to say what you wanted,
be as vile as you wanted,
and to leap if someone wanted it.
look at how he spoke to various reporters:

so by following him and his ways,
many of these froggies lept to their dooms but the fact still remains:

He awakened the jackals in many people.

some of my friends are included in this jackal uprising too.
danny collins used to be fluent in maga.
he explains what it was about trump that he loved on his tiktok…

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