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is timothy champagne flip flopping like a fish out of water?
Timothy Champagne likes to flip flop and not in the good way.
so i’ve never heard of timothy champagne up until today.why does he look like jeffrey dahmer?
after careful investigation,
i see why he is so popular.
straight + gay for pay + hybrid = “the gays have made him rich“
…but it seems like he actually had an alleged boyfriend.
so i got a drop from a F-BI about timothy and his recent flip flop scene...
there’s some hoes in this box (they want his hose in their box)
There is something sexy about someone in a relationship.
when you look like jon the barber…
…you become even sexier.
jon has recently gotten into a relationship with an equally sexy partner…
but had to tell some of ya’ll to chill TF out…
they might have gotten eggs on their faces
A price hike panic that felt more scrambled than than anything else.
it was interesting to me to see this discussion about the price of eggs.
when i went into the supermarket,
eggs were like 3 to 4 dollars on average.
i like mine “cage free” but during the Rona,
they were like 7 dollars at one point.
after rona,
my grocery bill as a whole became much more affordable.
Imagine my surprise when he started harping on grocery bills like they were sky-high.
this man dog-walked biden/harris for inflation,
built an entire campaign on “lowering costs”...
Trump in October: “This will rapidly drive prices down […] It'll also bring your grocery bill way down.”
Trump now: "It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard." pic.twitter.com/m5sna6e5Fp
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 12, 2024
and now in his “time’s man of the year” interview via the hill…
Continue reading “they might have gotten eggs on their faces” →we told you not to vote for an OF scammer
I’m starting to think our new president is similar to an OF scammer.
i’m starting to to think those who voted for him are not that bright either.well,
he did say he likes the uneducated.
so let’s use an OF scammer without fonting names…
so martell holt is a “two lanes; one stallion” kind of ride?
Everyone’s got someone toxic they’d never claim in daylight but wouldn’t hesitate to hit up after dark.
from the pretentious to the professional,
everyone has a secret toxic penis they’ll “deny, deny, deny” but bend over for.
for me?
one of those midnight jackals is none other than martell holt.
now,
let’s be clear,
i’ve never sat and watched whatever reality show he is on.
every preview or clip i’ve seen of him,
he is sexy AF to me.
from the dragging he gets every season,
and off season,
he’s triflin’ when you actually date or let him breed.
if experience has taught us anything:
Triflin’ jackals tend to bring their best performance between the sheets.
word in the forests is that martell allegedly swings both ways…
Continue reading “so martell holt is a “two lanes; one stallion” kind of ride?” →don’t ever say YMCA is a gay song because it aint!
Allegedly,
i thought YMCA from The Village People was a gay anthem.
I heard that when I was a kid.I literally just asked someone if that song wasn’t associated with gay folks back in the day.
i mean,
allegedly,
the group was dressed like they were going to a circuit party.
it doesn’t help “village” in the group name is the gay mecca in new yawk.
ever since our new president made YMCA his hype track…
the group’s been spiraling and having a hissy fit over the song’s alleged origins.
now,
one of them is even threatening to sue anyone who dares call it a gay anthem…
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