which foxes love cake with their order of meats? *raises hand*

This one’s for my Foxes out there…

between 11pm and 3am,
during those prime batter-whippin’ hours

Ever had a wolf surprise you with cake when you were expecting something savory?

well i drooled at some wolves who brought their foxes some unexpected cake,
even though meats was what they ordered to be delivered…

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stefon diggs decided to bring his own cake to celebrate his ASICS sneaker

I have a low-key crush on NFL baller wolf,
Stefon Diggs.

he isn’t like the others i’ve crushed on but i think that’s why he’s so hot to me.
he’s regula but a sexy regula.
not only that,
he is very charismatic,
funny,
and has hella personality.

i tend to really like that in all my wolves.
unfortunately,
those traits that can have someone ruining your life and credit too.

i saw that he celebrated his signature shoe with ASICS in new yawk a few weeks ago.
congrats to him on that.
i couldn’t help but notice something tho…

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the power is in the legs, thighs, and the twerk

Legs and thighs.

it’s why i love justin slayer’s movies so much.
he was the first (and only?) 00s straight porn wolves i liked watching.
tbh,
as amazing as his stroke resume was,
i loved watching his lower half in action.
he knew all the power was in the legs and thighs,
while makin’ sure to twerk that big tail of his.

Sidebar: someone said males twerk while having sex and I can’t un-think it.

i’ve heard many gay males only want to see gay males smash.

I don’t discriminate on who gets me off in that moment.

the sexier; the better.
even though there was a lot of talking,
i could not stop looking at

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i wanna run into the arms of this track star baller from liberia

Fontin’ of the Olympics…

if you’re one of The Foxhole,
i know you have a knack for spotting someone fine from a mile away.
some of us are so good,
we can tell by the back of someone’s head if they’re going to be handsome.
we have super powers,
didn’t ya know?

some of you spotted this track star baller wolf right at the start of the olympics.

my tail was up and my own foxhole was vibrating.
i definitely wanted to know who tf he was too.
have no fear because jamari fox is here…

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kendall washington has something to font about them big bunz leaking

I’m not even gonna hold you but he has some big bunz.

sometimes,
you can’t always tell when a male has nice cheeks when he is wearing pants.

kendall washington from love island fame is one of those types.

we fonted about him ( x and that tail of his ) the other day.

i never got the point of outing someone over something petty,
but outing someone you supposedly loved and trusted?

That’s next-level betrayal.

kendall addressed his outing on his IG stories

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this reality star scored a hole in one with this alleged leakage

This doesn’t help the rumor that DL males use white vixens as a cover

back in the days before social media,
anyone who was about to be in the spotlight got a clean sweep.

a team of special agents would get all of their scandals under control.
some scandals even involving murders.
these days,
any regula degula could get their 15 minutes of fame.
that means no special agents to wash their dirty laundry.
the F-BI scored an alleged hole in one with this reality star.
hole” being the operative word…

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