uh oh, i think we created a monster out of chris sails butt cheeks

You can’t let someone know one of their bawdy parts is the main star.

chris sails butt cheeks was a Fox-vine conversation,
but ever since his leakage went viral over the weekend,
it’s probably gonna need it’s own manager and publicist.
he addressed the sudden interest in his assets:

they would have really been on it when he was smaller and it was hard to ignore:

it use to have queen going feral.
it’s the side curvage and ( Y ) on it.
ya’ll know what i’m fontin’ about.

a F-BI sent in some more alleged leakage of chris sail’s backside and…

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flashman wade’s spread: a growing concern

Is Flashman Wade trading in his “thick” card for a little extra…
baggage?

aging can be a tricky game.
what once turned heads as thick can suddenly spill over into the fat.
flashman wade still thick but has his station wagon become an SUV?
is it just me or…

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i don’t know what glen powell put on me but i’d love all of that, please

I forgot he was in Scream Queens.
Chad Radwell was everything back then.

ima keep it 110 with you,
but i didn’t get it when it came to glen powell.

he was just another white male who acts to me.
it wasn’t until i watched twisters and he did this…

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the other half of #eandjgang knows you want more content

Even in prison,
serving a life sentence,
you can still have an OF career.

prison isn’t a life sentence as it once was.
you can still sneak a phone in there and live as normal.
hell,
you can make big money while being in prison too.
( x like this one )
( x you can even have an active sex life )

so i already updated about ( x 1/2 of the eandjgang ).
here is what the other is alleged doing now…

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i want you to get into these cheeks

I couldn’t help but wonder if a little solo booty play could be the key to unlocking new pleasures in the Foxhole?

we all know the real estate market is tight,
like the current dating market,
especially when it comes to finding the perfect spot.

What if the best thing you could invest in,
especially during those lonely nights,
was your very own high-rise of pleasure?

enter something many of you will like…

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the wolf with the cheek print in his sweats

I didn’t really see too many fine “risk it all” wolves last night.
That or I’m outgrowing basic hood wolves.
There was one tho…

so i had to rush to the bathroom after i watched “smile 2”.
it was packed in there but when i walked in,
i was met with the fattest pair of butt cheeks i’ve seen in a while.

And he had the nerve to wear tight sweats to highlight it.

some wolves don’t play fair.
head on,
you could see the outline of both cheeks in the sweats,

but from the side

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