Who would have thunk in 2024,
Drake would be going full corporate Karen on us?

imagine starting a feud,
telling someone to pull up,
and when they beat your ass,
you run to the authorities claiming assault.
that’s drake today,
filing yet ANOTHER lawsuit with his label,
UMG…

Hear ye,
Hear ye!

Drake’s been demoted to jester with the latest.

once the ruler of hip hop for many years,
drake found himself at the mercy of kendrick’s lyrical guillotine in their rap battle.
with one clean swing with “not like us”,
the new heir to the throne took his seat,
leaving drake out here scrambling to save face.
instead of bowing out gracefully,
our former king decided it was time to sue…

X marks the Fox: on a vacation moment straight out of a social experiment.

dorian freeman hits the pool on vacation,
ready for a relaxing swim,
and what happens?
allegedly,
every white person gets up and leaves.
uhhhhh…
awkward and up volume on offensive.
what did dorian do?
a Foxholer sent us how he handled it…

The Dominican Jackal hit a sour note and it looks like he’s out of tune.

yesterday,
khalid got outed.
the response?
the fastest “yeah, and?” in history.

the outer,
hugo d almonte,
just gave us a reason to remember his name for something besides his music…

one time,
a teenage Fox was caught in a messy love triangle that wasn’t mine to begin with.

A cheating best friend
A clueless boyfriend I was mutually friends with
The much older wolf down the block that she was fucking

it sounds like the plot of a good soap opera but it was very real.
our friendship had hit a rough patch since she started cheating too.
one truth bomb from me and the boyfriend was so happy i told him but…

Meagan Good is starting in a new production.
It’s called “Why Is This Happening?”

Foxhole,
i feel like i’ve been in a state of confusion all 2024.
to add to my long list of confusion,
my sis just dropped a bombshell at the ebony 100 gala.
what was supposed to be a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it fling with jonathan majors…