Category: UM IM CONFUSED
the timeline takes another twist and meagan good is part of the plot
Meagan Good is starting in a new production.
It’s called “Why Is This Happening?”
Foxhole,
i feel like i’ve been in a state of confusion all 2024.
to add to my long list of confusion,
my sis just dropped a bombshell at the ebony 100 gala.
what was supposed to be a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it fling with jonathan majors…
if mark zuckerberg is bored, he could perform paying off all my bills next
In today‘s installment of “Did we need this?” news…
looks like our billionaires are officially out of hobbies.
one tanks twitter and is eying to tank the country next.
the other shows why facebook was the better career choice.
mark zuckerberg,
working with t-pain that we plan on dragging later,
decided to give us an acoustic version of “to the window, to the wall”.
Foxhole…
Continue reading “if mark zuckerberg is bored, he could perform paying off all my bills next” →okay, people magazine, ha-ha, now bring out the real 2024’s sexiest man alive
Sometimes,
I ask myself,
why hasn’t People reached out to me so we can get this “People’s Sexiest” list in order?
i like to think that i have great taste when it comes to the male species.
i’m so good,
i can tell when someone is fine from the back.
it seems people magazine doesn’t have my energy for whatever reason.
not once in life did i ever look at this 2024’s sexiest male alive and thought…
you didn’t know your manz was full MAGA until election day? excuse me?
lately,
i’m seeing a lot of shocked pikachu faces online,
especially those who found out on election day…
That their partners pulled the lever for him and not her.
they’re left reeling,
airing their dismay on social media,
while pondering if they’re gonna break up.duh?
which raises the questions...
will his porn past get him a pass into the MAGA family?
You ever watched something and hoped it was a parody?
…but then you realized it wasn’t a parody and cringed yourself into a coma?
this black trumper,
who proudly boasts he is part of the MAGA family,
feels some kind of way when he learned he might have been used:
if this law passes with project 2025,
( x porn ) will probably be banned in the united states.
interestingly enough,
this MAGA step child might have dabbled in the adult industry arts…
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lady liberty just changed her status: back with her toxic ex… again
Lady Liberty is giving her toxic ex another chance.
he’s been begging and coppin’ pleas to get her back.
just when we thought we’d seen the last of him,
she lets him back in.
unlike the last time he was with her,
back in 2016,
he is coming with a bunch of new friends.
tbh,
it’s not like lady liberty’s been her strongest self lately..
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