Category: UM IM CONFUSED
the fear of Jesus came out of this jaguar wright on piers morgan debacle
When I saw Jaguar Wright on Piers Morgan,
I had only one word: Wow.
….and not the good kind of “wow”.
i mean,
how did this mentally unstable she-jackal manage to land herself on prime time?
she’s got a dedicated stans because she crashed back into the industry guns blazing,
throwing accusations at every artist she can think of.
her favorite targets?
jay-z,
of course.
jaguar’s been on a warpath,
claiming she’s got serious dirt on the carters.
when she went on piers morgan,
she went full throttle with accusations.
jay and bey,
the masters of keeping cool under pressure,
have finally had enough…
stefon diggs wouldn’t have had to drug me so i could hitch a ride
I been trying to sit on this seat for YEARS and judging from these latest allegations,
it sounds like I could have.
mmm.
mmm mmm mmm.
some things i hear/read in the Foxvine,
i’m not too shocked.
i mean,
do we even get shocked anymore on beyonce’s 2024 internet?
it’s always something with these batch of humans nowadays.
NFL baller wolf for the Texans,
Stefon Diggs,
allegedly being bisexual wouldn’t be shocking to me.
hyper-sexual males always check the bi box tbh.
so apparently,
stefon was dickin’ down cardi b while she was 8 months pregnant.
𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Texans star WR Stefon Diggs allegedly had an affair with world-famous rapper Cardi B while she was 8 months pregnant.
— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) October 7, 2024
(via @Akademiks) pic.twitter.com/mOJoNDfM1X
and apparently,
he was trying to dick down chris blake griffith too…
he went into a physical; someone got murdered
Some folks are into interesting kinks.
i’ve never understood the physical kink tbh.
there was a site called “jock physical” and as you might have guessed:
Hot males of all kinds had their physicals record for the male gaze.
well,
if you know or didn’t,
that went up in flames.
no,
i’m serious.
Someone was murdered and set on fire over at Jock Physicals and that is why it ended.
a Foxholer sent me the story and wow…
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if brandon dillard put veneers in your mouth, you may need a follow up
this latest scandal took a bite out of everyone’s fears.
apparently,
we’re faking dental licenses now just for a little IG fame.
the first time i caught wind of veneer tech was from the jay hefner,
the late porn wolf himself.
Sidebar: one of his movies randomly popped up on my feed.
God,
this wolf had a “must hire” stroke resume.
ugh.
anyway…
i always thought people went to the dentist,
or maybe even a plastic surgeon,
to get their veneers done.
brandon dillard dubbed himself atlanta’s top specialist and veneer tech on IG.
that was the red flag right there.
he’s been popping teeth into everyone’s mouths…
butttttttttttt guess what?..
Continue reading “if brandon dillard put veneers in your mouth, you may need a follow up”the self help guru who throws a mean penis
On social media,
it seems all the attentionistos have a grift.
personal training,
massage therapy,
but my favs are the ones who do relationships advice.
some are genuine; others are clearly selling well packaged bullshit for sex.
one of my Foxholers sees right through the following self help guru attentionisto.
his grift seems to be:
“I’m going to give relationship advice/be a life coach…
if it helps bang as much holes as possible.”
i saw a video of him throwing a mean penis and instantly hit up my Foxholer…
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they are dragging joker 2 so hard
I haven’t seen a DC movie get dragged this hard since Batman V Superman.
the trailer for joker 2 looked so promising too:
when i think of a joker and harley quinn collab,
because he is my fav super villain and she is my fav anti-hero,
my mind goes straight to pure chaos in gotham.
absolute circus of chaos.
imagine my Foxhole edit of this second installment coming out this week…
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