jail.
prison.
the big house.
whatever you want to call it,
everyone has ideas,
fantasies,
and nightmares about what its like in there.

“What actually happens when you drop the soap?”
“Do straight males have sex with other males?”
“Do you get to pick your prison husband or does he pick you?”

i was on reddit and saw a thread that answered most questions.

i found his answers to be very interesting.
apparently,
it seems like jail is different for many people.
the following attentionisto has been showing us what jail life is like for him.
when i font you that…

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We all have a penchant for collecting things.

it’s simply human nature to gather what we enjoy.
as the hollywood forest spits out another “could have been but chose not to be“,
hakeem from “empire”,
aka bryshere gray,
seems to have a peculiar hobby since he left hollywood:

Collecting mugshots.

he recently added another gem to his ever-growing collection…

I didn’t want to believe the rumors but…

when the forests whisper of smoke in the background,
Foxhole,
you’d better listen up.
whispers are floating around about donald going full dictator mode.
the barks says that once he’s elected,
they’re planning to rewrite the rules of elections.
yes,
you read it right.
it’s all nestled within your “project 2025” welcome package.
this means donald might just extend his reign beyond the usual four years.
at a recent rally,
with christians hanging on his every word,
he let slip of these alleged plans during his speech…

Have you updated your “in case of emergency” contacts in your phone?

if not,
i’m judging you heavy.
you know how it goes when election season rolls around.
suddenly,
out of nowhere,
black folks start dying and chaos begins to ensue.
the tragic death of sonya massey in illinois is just the beginning of the madness…

ever have trouble keeping up with a story because it’s just too bizarre?
it’s like jon benet ramsey or the oj murders.
there is always a new twist and turn that makes it even more outrageous,
all the while in creating doubt along the way.
this one has the gay forests in a chokehold.
it’s a murder mystery that’s juicier than what you had for sunday brunch.

so,
in a nutshell,
that trio called skiiboyz is now down to two.
the one with the dreads (deundray cottrell)?
he’s no longer with us.
the redbone (julian taylor morris)?
allegedly the prime suspect in why dreads is gone.
the whispers are everywhere:

Did he really murder Deundray?

here’s is what i got so far…

quiet as kept,
a lot of straight males are a #fingersinthebootyassbitch.
let’s not shame straight males for discovering the pleasure of a milked prostate.
once a finger goes in and they have the hardest orgasm of their life,
the toes curl and eyes roll in the back of their heads,
you could as well forget it going forward.

“Baby,
can we do that…
thing…
we did the other night.
You know that thing you did to me?
Can we do that thing again?
Please,
baby,
I’ll take out the trash tomorrow.”

the following acting wolf has become a #fingersinthebootyassbitch too…

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