The name “Jaclyn” = “Jackal”.
Am I the only one who picked that up?

there are many reasons why we lie.
sometimes it’s to impress,
protect,
or not to be judged by others.
we have all told white lies or invented some wild stories out of pure nonsense.

If you haven’t watched HBO’s “White Lotus”,
I suggest you go to a 3 season binge because this season is fantastic.
I thought last season was good but this season tops that.

i’ve been rummaging around my head about the character of jaclyn,
who is played by michelle monaghan.
she has created quite the conversation about her story line outside of the incest one.
she told jimmy kimmel that vixens in her life have called jaclyn a “bitch”,
while the gays are all for her ruthless shenanigans.

when i got out of gay logic and back to common sense,
i had a thought (with spoilers)…

I want to reframe this situation from White Lotus.

you go on vacation and you see a wolf of interest.
your friend is showing interest so you tell your friend to hook up with him.
somehow,
you all end up getting close to him but your friend isn’t closing the deal.
either they are scared or being awkward.
after a couple days of this back and forth with them,
he is showing clear signs he wants you more.
so:

You end up hooking up with him and the sex is mind blowing.

your friend doesn’t know since it happened really late while they were sleep.
my question is…

so i haven’t watched wrestling in years.
okay,
decades but still.
i know that even though i don’t watch,
montez ford is daddy and roman reigns is still step daddy.
randomly the other day,
i stumbled upon wrestling wolf,
austin theory,
by accident.
his reddit sub is filled with hungry gays that want to fuck him ASAP:

…but when i went snooping for more and came across this:

um,
let’s font about it and more…

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after the tom foolery that was yesterday,
i’ve been asking myself this for a while now:

God willing,
once this four-year nightmare is over and we somehow survive,
surely Americans will vote for someone who can undo this mess…
right?

honestly,
i hope this administration haunts us.
i hope it’s so unbearable that everyone races to the polls next election,
ready to make better choices.
after yesterday…

i had to wonder…

When Aunt Patti allegedly outed Luther,
big and little “Loo-Fah”,
the black community was not having it.

say what you want about us,
but we CAN protect our unproblematic legends,
especially when it comes to their personal lives.
you see how fast we stood up to protect tevin campbell.
outing has always been a tricky game.
let a male be attractive,
and suddenly,
there’s a full-blown witch hunt into his sexuality.
straight jackals,
who claim to “hate that gay shit”,
sure do love spilling “that gay shit“.
enter comedian godfrey,
who decided to put not one but two beloved tv dads on blast…

White America,
let’s font.

we’ve sat through your bruce springsteen anthems,
your queen ballads,
your ac/dc guitar solos,
your taylor swift eras,
and your madonna reinventions.
now i do like taylor and madonna.
still,
we watched and we nodded.
we even did a two-step when the beat hit.

…but now,
because kendrick dared to give a performance with depth,
lyricism,
and black excellence,
suddenly…

There’s an issue?

fox news is in shambles,
per usual…