Foxhole: if you do this, it ends with you winning the war

Have you ever wondered if sometimes the best way to win a war is by simply staying silent?

in the forest of power plays and PR battles,
silence can speak louder
than any defense.
just ask justin baldoni,
the actor/director behind “it ends with us,
who handled his BTS clash with blake lively like a true strategist.

last week,
blake’s past came back to haunt her as she was ( x trying to play the victim )…

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is there an exit button on this keke palmer and ain’t sh*t baby daddy group chat?

I had to wonder:
Why do we always find ourselves stuck playing “The Free Therapist” to those trapped in a toxic relationship?

there’s nothing more exhausting than the friend who’s stuck on the ride of an ain’t shit jackal.
her other vixen friends have learned to tune her out,
so she comes to her best gay with her tales of woe,
knowing we’ll lend an ear and be ready to ride out.
she’ll present you with a dossier of evidence of his bad behavior.
swearing up and down that she’s done,
but once the loneliness kicks in and there’s no other wolf waiting in the wings

Guess who’s soft debuting on socials with her ‘ain’t shit’ jackal?

rinse and repeat until the next break up for another free therapy session.

take keke palmer,
for example.

she ( x stirred up all that drama ) about her baby daddy,
darius daulton,
last year.
we thought she was done but yesterday

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does jd vance know how to lip sync for his life?

Foxhole,
you know the drill:

Have you ever noticed how those who shout the loudest against something…
Blah,
blah,
blah.

when it comes to anti-gay politics,
this meme floating around sums it up perfectly:

a nice big helping of closet cock.
so in a very odd turn of events,
ex-classmates of trump’s running mate,
jd vance,
couldn’t wait to spill this.

while jd was busy condemning drag,
let’s just font,
his alleged past is being exposed from the back of his closet

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nicki minaj drags drake for “not being like her” as far as loyalty

I had to wonder:
Isn’t it wild how people can show their true colors when they are supposed to be your friends?

i’ve had two scenarios in my life that are like a bad rerun on repeat.

First: there were those moments when everyone watched me get dragged through the mud by someone i fell out with in a group,
yet no one had my back when they saw i was being done wrong.
It was very “Kill Bill”.

They were all too eager to turn on me because the “leader” had more clout.
Some of those situations were with the straights.
The vixens got catty and the straights weren’t going to align with “the sus one”.

don’t act like gays aren’t like this.
skin folk and gay folk don’t always be your skinfolks.

Two: there’s the scenario where someone I thought was cool starts hanging out with and promoting someone that i didn’t fuck with/vice versa.

all those situations are fucked up but as usual

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didn’t see dez bryant going full trans/homophobia on my 2024 bingo card

I had to wonder:
Is 2024 trying to ruin all the wolves i’ve fantasized about?

ex-baller wolf,
dez bryant,
is turning into the male amber rose.

it was their looks and mystery that drove us wild.
remember him in his prime:

sure,
dez has actual talent and amber rose looked cute.

sadly,
both have fallen victim to the same fate:

Revealing too much and removing all doubt.

dez bryant made his mark with that attitude

that big mouth,
and those loose (twitter) fingers.

instead of playing football,
he’s always wearing cowboy hats,
angry about something,
and living comfortably as a twitter influencer.
he decided to hop on the misinformation bandwagon about the female boxing vixen from algeria,
imane khelif….

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someone wasn’t a fan of atl tayh and his prison sex documentaries

This is why we can’t have nice things.

it looks like someone didn’t appreciate atl tayh’s ( x prison sex documentaries ).
an F-BI sent something in about his current situation

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