the butt dial.
does that even happen anymore?
one of your butt cheeks decides to dial someone’s number by mistake.
they saying “hello? hello?” but they’re talking to your ass.
for shannon sharpe,
however,
he might have allegedly butt dialed an IG live so we can listen to him having sex…

I just had to tell someone recently:

“You always pick things against your best interest.
You choose the wrong men and the wrong life choices.
You’ve been not only a consistent disappointment in my life,
but with those around you.
We have all grown accustomed to YOU doing the wrong shit.
Why would I believe you’d make the best decision that would help me?”

Needles to font,
we aren’t speaking atm.
It felt good to say it out loud.

i’m at the point of my life where i don’t expect much anymore.
my expectations are low when it comes to certain people/things.
if someone/something has a habit of showing up,
i keep my expectations at a healthy place.
other people/things:

it helps you from being disappointed instead of getting you hopes up.
if the opposite happens,
you can act like a kid who got what they wanted for christmas.
i’m glad i didn’t expect much from the cmas in regards to cowboy carter cause…

Have you ever met someone who says things so ridiculous you start questioning their intelligence?

for today’s example,
let me introduce you to angela stanton king.
apparently,
in her limited and fear-mongering forest:

Being gay is a “democrat thing”

yes,
you read that right.
according to her,
90% of male democrats are waving rainbow flags and love carly rae jepsen.
her proof?
an alleged flub that roland martin got caught with some other guy’s pants down on his screen.

Breaking 🚨 Democrat @rolandsmartin forgot to edit this clip. We were all forced to watch his love and admiration for Black male Buttocks as they casually scrolled across his screen.

I told yall in a post I wrote a few weeks back that 90% of the men I know that still represent… pic.twitter.com/Hl5nEg8bCs

— Angela Stanton King (@theAuntieAngie) September 2, 2024

shocking,
i know,
but let’s pause for a second.
angela…

We’re in the middle of a major misinformation crisis right now.

it’s got me thinking:

Do people even bother getting the full story anymore?

i mean,
how can we when one clip and a chorus of ‘me too’s‘ is all it takes to form an opinion?
google should be everyone’s bff,
just like it’s mine.

case in point: tyrese went off on joe biden and kamala harris for signing a hate bill,
but only for the asian community.

Tyrese calls out Joe Biden and Kamala Harris for signing a hate crime bill to protect Asians but skipping over Black and Latino people who are being killed. pic.twitter.com/v4Ltb9LQEW

— The Art Of Dialogue (@ArtOfDialogue_) September 1, 2024

keith boykin swooped in to add to the discussion…

Peep the views.

i knew we’d end up here soon.
the so-called “race war” initiative was bound to kick off but let’s be real:

No one actually cares.
We’re just counting down the days until this election circus is over so we can get back to living our lives.

it’s all getting so tired and guess which team continues to stir the pot?

why aren’t they realizing the antics are turning many people off?
so the following popped up in elon’s swamp:

A white she-jackal supposedly getting beaten up for,
wait for it,
allegedly wearing a Trump shirt.

Two African Americans beat a defenseless white American girl who was wearing a Trump shirt. Real racism. pic.twitter.com/pJ0SnPDpmV

— RadioGenoa (@RadioGenoa) August 31, 2024

of course…

we can all be very passionate about our stanning so i get it!

Can a DC local chill on plotting to take Keith Lee out just because he didn’t vibe with their food?

a local rapping jackal,
ant glizzy,
decided to vent on elon’s swamp….