Sometimes,
I ask myself,
why hasn’t People reached out to me so we can get this “People’s Sexiest” list in order?

i like to think that i have great taste when it comes to the male species.
i’m so good,
i can tell when someone is fine from the back.
it seems people magazine doesn’t have my energy for whatever reason.
not once in life did i ever look at this 2024’s sexiest male alive and thought…

lately,
i’m seeing a lot of shocked pikachu faces online,
especially those who found out on election day…

That their partners pulled the lever for him and not her.

they’re left reeling,
airing their dismay on social media,
while pondering if they’re gonna break up.
duh?
which raises the questions...

You don’t get to fuck me,
vote against both of us,
but still get to enjoy the benefits on the low.
Nah homie.

outing anyone who is doing anything to hurt others,
while under the disguise of creepin’ on the DL,
is valid.

You don’t get to be DL with gay males but voted for hatred.
You don’t get to be DL with trans vixens but voted for their removal.

and for the straights:

You don’t get to be white but secretly sleeping with black and brown vixens,
but you out here voting for white supremacy.

again: nah homie.
DL jackals,
straight and not straight,
are outta here if they’re promoting and supporting hatred they creep for.
they don’t get to secretly enjoy throat,
foxtail,
dick,
or black and brown pussy while being the enemy within.
you can’t have it both ways as we can’t or aren’t allowed.

so the following fox started a trend on elon’s swamp.

he tweeted:

and outed an alleged DL male who voted against what he really stood for...

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Lady Liberty is giving her toxic ex another chance.

he’s been begging and coppin’ pleas to get her back.
just when we thought we’d seen the last of him,
she lets him back in.
unlike the last time he was with her,
back in 2016,
he is coming with a bunch of new friends.
tbh,
it’s not like lady liberty’s been her strongest self lately..

I feel like I’ve been lied to!!!

it’s like i just found out santa doesn’t exist and that really isn’t mickey walking round disney.

1 – I wanted to catch Santa in the act because I was always a little investigator.
I woke up and saw my mother and step father putting my presents under the tree.

2 – Went to Disney as a kid and when i hugged Minnie Mouse,
I saw white skin under the black stockings.

all this time,
i thought trump was running his social media.
every single tweet or truth social came from his fingers from his own phone.
like,
no matter the time of day,
he picked up his phone to type his nonsense.
in my head,
he only had one app on his phone that they taught him how to use.
i saw this today…

as we head towards the home stretch of this election tomorrow,
my anxiety is through the roof.
jd vance,
during an interview with joe rogan,
said:

“I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump and I the normal gay guy vote.”

uhhh…