Foxhole, i’m starting to think our allies hate us

Gay or straight,
Black or white,
Big or Small,
Slim or thick.
Allies.

there are many people,
we won’t font any names or races,
that suddenly want black folks to stand with them atm.
they want us to become allies,
march,
and sing kumbuya in the streets but…

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plaqueboymax is tired of ya’ll wanting to pulverize dem meaty bunz

Besides Aaron Taylor Johnson,
a straight having a fat tail often means lacking big meat.
We have seen this time and time again on OF.
I don’t make the rules.

back in the 90s,
jean claude van damme and christopher meloni were know for their fat tails.

they knew they had a gay audience and kept them well fed.
you can’t let the attentionistos of today know they got big butts.
they start to do everything to show it off in various ways on their socials,
but once the gays start trying to get into their boxes,
they suddenly want to cry wolf.
twitch streamer,
plaqueboymax,
has gotten too much attention for his butt cheeks has overwhelmed him…

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don’t you love being the “i told you so” guy?

People learning the hard way…
again.
and again.
and again.

here’s the thing

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burned out in la: joie chavis and the cost of independence?

When i went to the Beyoncé concert two years ago,
it wasn’t because i scored a last-minute ticket or splurged my savings.
It was a gift from a rich Foxholer who knew how to make an impression.

he’s black,
successful
,
and didn’t flinch when i mentioned the date or seat.
price be damned,” he said,
like a true wolf king.

this wasn’t his first time stepping up either.
he has popped up in the past when i’ve needed help and honestly,
he’s a rare breed.
realistically,
most rich black males i’ve encountered just want to flex.
this is where i understand where joie chavis,
the professional breed machine to rappers and a baller wolf is kinda coming from.
after the la fires,
she is in a tight spot

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grandy glaze: attentionisto hits peak boredom?

I couldn’t resist.

i see a lot of folks praising OF star,
jacobi.

i’ve seen comments like:

“He always turns out all the sexy straights.”

…and tbh,
i’ll give him that but from what i saw with grandy glaze

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sir, i didn’t order this peek a boo pee pee

Nothing is worse than when someone forces their sexual fetishes on you.

that was my big issue with sending unsolicited nudes.
just because a few good time whores were okay with it:

That doesn’t mean the rest of society was down.

again: reading the room seems to be optional with some people.
so a jackal named nautica malone,
who JUST had a baby,
was forcing his degenerate behavior on the un-suspecting…

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