clout-chasing crescendos: hugo d almonte’s messy melody

The Dominican Jackal hit a sour note and it looks like he’s out of tune.

yesterday,
khalid got outed.

the response?
the fastest “yeah, and?” in history.

the outer,
hugo d almonte,
just gave us a reason to remember his name for something besides his music

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robert griffin III wants us to all kiss and make up after the election results

Compliment: Ex-Baller Wolf,
Robert Griffin III.
looks much better now.

Someone finally told him his past hairstyle was not in style for his face.

Is RGIII channeling his inner kumbaya caped crusader,
but is anyone buying it?

dear america,
this is a safe space…

is how he started off his post on elon’s swamp.

in his tweet

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will his porn past get him a pass into the MAGA family?

You ever watched something and hoped it was a parody?

…but then you realized it wasn’t a parody and cringed yourself into a coma?
this black trumper,
who proudly boasts he is part of the MAGA family,
feels some kind of way when he learned he might have been used:


if this law passes with project 2025,
( x porn ) will probably be banned in the united states.
interestingly enough,
this MAGA step child might have dabbled in the adult industry arts

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trump ruined something that i thought he was actually good at

I feel like I’ve been lied to!!!

it’s like i just found out santa doesn’t exist and that really isn’t mickey walking round disney.

1 I wanted to catch Santa in the act because I was always a little investigator.
I woke up and saw my mother and step father putting my presents under the tree.

2 Went to Disney as a kid and when i hugged Minnie Mouse,
I saw white skin under the black stockings.

all this time,
i thought trump was running his social media.

every single tweet or truth social came from his fingers from his own phone.
like,
no matter the time of day,
he picked up his phone to type his nonsense.
in my head,
he only had one app on his phone that they taught him how to use.

i saw this today…

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another NBA baller gets outed because a gay male got angry

you meet a NBA baller wolf and get into a situationship with him for 5 years.
something goes down and you’re left feeling hurt.
what do you do?

You out him on your social media for the forests to see!

…because the vixens do it when they’re mad so why not?
like,
duh.

a Foxholer sent me the following of…

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kaleena from dirty money drags dawn richard and cassie for diddy?

Some people just love to be on the wrong side of history.

i’ve fonted it before and i’ll font it again:
diddy’s group,
dirty money“,
was the best thing he ever did.

“the last train to paris” has no skippables and aged very well.
of course,
he ruined it because that’s usually what happens with many of his pet projects.
group member A,
dawn richard,
gave us ( x a full expose ) on her ill treatment from diddy.
group member Z,
kaleena,
has been giving us a full expose on the many ways she is staying by diddy’s side.
she went on a podcast and said this…

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