Has the Foxhole watched Stranger Things?

for those who have,
omg yes!
for those haven’t,
omg what?
does anyone remember the end of season 2?
it ended with them in the gym for the school dance,
but as the camera panned,
it showed what was happening in the same gym in the upside down place.

The upside down place in Stranger Things is a dark and decayed mirror of the real world.

Foxhole:
we are currently in the upside down place because everything is,
well,
upside THEEEEEE fuck down.
nothing makes sense and i had to wonder:

Is this all a twisted alternate dimension where logic took a smoke break and is never coming back?

in more “wtf is even happening anymore?” news,
reality continues to sign us up for a reality we didn’t ask for.
our new president posted something about gaza into a resort today…

Anytime I see NFL baller wolf,
Jalen Hurts,
“Luther” from Kendrick plays in my head.

we don’t need to get into how fione jalen is.

i will say i’m seeing more and more males trying to emulate “90s fine” now.
i’m starting to see fresh haircuts and clothes that actually fit now.
after every super bowl,
the winning team goes to the white house to meet with the president.

for the second super bowl win in a row,
the eagles...

When Aunt Patti allegedly outed Luther,
big and little “Loo-Fah”,
the black community was not having it.

say what you want about us,
but we CAN protect our unproblematic legends,
especially when it comes to their personal lives.
you see how fast we stood up to protect tevin campbell.
outing has always been a tricky game.
let a male be attractive,
and suddenly,
there’s a full-blown witch hunt into his sexuality.
straight jackals,
who claim to “hate that gay shit”,
sure do love spilling “that gay shit“.
enter comedian godfrey,
who decided to put not one but two beloved tv dads on blast…

i have a fear of flying but i also:

Have a fear of seeing a plane fall out the sky.

this scene in “knock at the cabin” legit terrified me.
spoilers included,
although the movie was terrible:

not to mention the movie,
“flight“:

but,
um,
our new president doing is helping stir the pot of my fears…

He looks like Sexyy Red to me.

vixens are always on the hunt to decode their wolf’s secrets,
lurking in comment sections,
side-eyeing their man’s wolf pack,
and running to the nearest gay for confirmation.
let’s be 110%:

If you have to ask,
whether he is cheating or gay,
you already know.

the real question is:

…then what?

are they exposing him?
leaving him?
or is this just another episode of “i think my man is sus, but i still love him”?
enter tiktok’s self-proclaimed crime fighter,
the dl whisperer,
who claims he can sniff out a DL male from a mile away…

This has been the weirdest and wildest of timelines.

if the history books write about this,
and a strong “if” since they want to gut the department of education,
it is going to be a time that america was at its worst.
i have a ton of questions about the owner of X in the oval office.

the first one is…