Thanksgiving might be over but my inbox got stuffed with scandal.

this latest drop from an F-BI is hotter than your leftover mac and cheese.
well,
it’s going on 4 days.
you better freeze or throw them out.
a F-BI sent me the following:

*turns the microwave on 2 minutes*
so according to this drop…

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when i don’t believe a word coming out anyone’s mouth/fingertips,
i like to look into everything they’re telling me to see if they’ll slip up.
this is why i only go with receipts when it comes to stories.
anyone can say/font anything because pathological liars do exist.
hugo d almonte,
the jackal who outed khalid,
did his best IG press release to defend himself.

i have thoughts…

I’m not exactly deep into politics like some of Political Foxhole,
but i’ve learned a thing or two from the sidelines.

tbh,
as a kid,
politics was a non-factor to me.
it was boring.
i was too busy being a kid,
snooping in the forests of tabloid magazines to care.
hurricane katrina happened and I saw this:

my fav rapper at the time merging into his frustration with politics.
i’ll never forget seeing dead black bodies floating in the water.
that visual still haunts me.
it was the moment i realized just how dark and twisted the political game could get.
fast forward to the social media era…

Who would have thunk in 2024,
Drake would be going full corporate Karen on us?

imagine starting a feud,
telling someone to pull up,
and when they beat your ass,
you run to the authorities claiming assault.
that’s drake today,
filing yet ANOTHER lawsuit with his label,
UMG…

X marks the Fox that a wild theory brewing:

Are all the hot guys locked up?

when we were young,
the adults would tell us horror stories about going to jail.
“don’t drop the soap” was one of them.
it was always some scary jackal named “big bubba” ready to snatch our manhood.

the idea of prison is that when a male goes in there,
he may be subjected to getting raped and even killed.

Well,
scratch that because this timeline is telling us something else.

apparently,
it’s a whole different story now.
dating in the outside forests has been the pits,
but going to jail is being glamorized as an “all you can eat in penis” buffet.
tokeyo said on “queer documentary” that he had fun he had in jail…

Khalid shutting down anyone who doubted his pull.
Hell,
maybe those who didn’t think he had pull.

calling khalid ugly is absolutely ridiculous.
i’m not shocked about khalid being gay.
ya’ll done told me it started with his song,
“location“.
apparently,
the clues are in the lyrics and the alleged grindr notification sound.

the real headline is…