Category: THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE
hey babe, new tariff update just dropped

so Foxhole,
the toxic relationship just called us with an update:
The tariffs are off for 90 days.
i thought our new president said other countries were trying to kiss his ass…
Continue reading “hey babe, new tariff update just dropped” →even tops are gonna take a disrespectful pounding with these tariffs

what’s that one lyric from rih?
that is actually a really broad question but it goes like:
“won’t you fucking just rain and get it over with…”
that is how i felt this morning.
i woke up and it was this gloom and doom shit outside.
tbh,
it matched the state of the forest after yesterday…
i’m tired of dealing with these spineless males trying to look alpha

you know what really fuckin’ annoys me?
well,
i’ll font you:
Males who hurt you but then want to punish you when you react.
my favorite is the stonewalling and ghosting.
“run little bitch boy,
run!”

they did something fucked up to you but…
Continue reading “i’m tired of dealing with these spineless males trying to look alpha” →kanye is out here playing a dangerous game with people’s kids

we’ve all been guilty of talking about someone’s bad ass kid.
the tantrums in restaurants; sticky paws on your furniture.
we’ve all thought it:
“Get your little demon under control.”
…but let’s be clear,
there’s a difference between calling a kid a brat and crossing into dangerous territory.
one is rightful judgment and the other is pure malice.
kanye has sprinted past the line a long time ago.
that jackal is in a whole other town.
last week,
he decided to take a vicious swipe at beyoncé and jay-z’s younger kids:


…using a slur that should’ve ended his career.
he’s now got dj akademiks running PR for his downfall,
spreading the same garbage on a random podcast…
we have reached the fifth layer of hell (anger)

after the tom foolery that was yesterday,
i’ve been asking myself this for a while now:
God willing,
once this four-year nightmare is over and we somehow survive,
surely Americans will vote for someone who can undo this mess…
right?
honestly,
i hope this administration haunts us.
i hope it’s so unbearable that everyone races to the polls next election,
ready to make better choices.
after yesterday…
i had to wonder…
Continue reading “we have reached the fifth layer of hell (anger)” →guys, we are ready for our new president’s gaza resorts and casinos?

Has the Foxhole watched Stranger Things?
for those who have,
omg yes!
for those haven’t,
omg what?
does anyone remember the end of season 2?
it ended with them in the gym for the school dance,
but as the camera panned,
it showed what was happening in the same gym in the upside down place.

The upside down place in Stranger Things is a dark and decayed mirror of the real world.
Foxhole:
we are currently in the upside down place because everything is,
well,
upside THEEEEEE fuck down.
nothing makes sense and i had to wonder:
Is this all a twisted alternate dimension where logic took a smoke break and is never coming back?
in more “wtf is even happening anymore?” news,
reality continues to sign us up for a reality we didn’t ask for.
our new president posted something about gaza into a resort today…
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