Category: JACKAL ATE MY FACE
so we are cool with that man in the oval office yesterday?

This has been the weirdest and wildest of timelines.
if the history books write about this,and a strong “if” since they want to gut the department of education,
it is going to be a time that america was at its worst.
i have a ton of questions about the owner of X in the oval office.
the first one is…
Continue reading “so we are cool with that man in the oval office yesterday?” →plaqueboymax is tired of ya’ll wanting to pulverize dem meaty bunz

Besides Aaron Taylor Johnson,
a straight having a fat tail often means lacking big meat.
We have seen this time and time again on OF.
I don’t make the rules.
back in the 90s,
jean claude van damme and christopher meloni were know for their fat tails.


they knew they had a gay audience and kept them well fed.
you can’t let the attentionistos of today know they got big butts.
they start to do everything to show it off in various ways on their socials,
but once the gays start trying to get into their boxes,
they suddenly want to cry wolf.
twitch streamer,
plaqueboymax,
has gotten too much attention for his butt cheeks has overwhelmed him…
so what time will the anarchy start during this sh!t show?

And.
Here.
We.
Go.
so its only been a week in this new administration and i’m exhausted.
i’ve noticed my tolerance and patience is at an all time low.
i read that our new president decided to continue living up to all expectations earlier:
a Foxholer sent me what this means in terms to understand…
Continue reading “so what time will the anarchy start during this sh!t show?” →the tea you’re sipping could poison you too

What is it about villains like Lydia from Breaking Bad that stick with us long after their story ends?
i promise you,
i think about her often.
she was cold,
calculating,
and had this neurotic obsession with control.
she let others do her dirty work,
thinking she could sit comfortably on her untouchable pedestal.
in the end…
make the price of eggs great again

This is what it said when I went to the store this morning.
i just started making bomb omelettes too.
ugh.
you know the saying:
“You don’t know what you got til it’s gone.”
well,
i think the first to go in the new world order is the eggs.
eggs use to be like 4/carton for me.
nowadays…
america is about to be great any day now (anyyyyy day now)

So when exactly is America supposed to be great again?
it’s four days in and it’s looking more like a sequel to chaos than anything remotely “great”.
with our new president diving headfirst into his rollback agenda,
undoing policies left and right,
i can’t help but wonder…
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